Please Lord Kill Me Now!

On a serious note...

This could be proof that excessive training over a 15 year period in the hot climate of Houston may not be good for anyone's psychological development....

Ok, even though this guy is not a celebrity (at least not yet) I don't think this guys kidding. This guy actually looks at the proofs and says "yes, these turned out better than even I anticipated"

http://www.bikerfox.com/foxphotos2/index.htm

Carl's acting is so over-the-top it's ridiculous, but then he occasionally lapses into regular Carl-speak in the middle of a obscenity-laden tirade. Did anyone notice that?

OK, so I watch the video. Just cuz you morons say it's the most ridiculous thing ever doesn't mean I'm going to believe you. Alright, so the song has a grand total of 7 words - not great, but certainly not the worst ever. And yes, the tune is one of those that bores into you head much like fingers on the blackboard, but believe it or not I've heard worse.

But then..... BUBBLES. WTF??????? And the MILT (mom i'd love to trample)?????!!!! What on earth was he thinking??? Shameful. Shameful. I apologize. You guys are right.

http://www.bikerfox.com/foxphotos2/index.htm

Oh sweet jesus, no...

I had to flush my browser cache to erase any evidence I'd been to that site.

hammerbone wrote:

Ok, even though this guy is not a celebrity (at least not yet) I don't think this guys kidding. This guy actually looks at the proofs and says "yes, these turned out better than even I anticipated"

http://www.bikerfox.com/foxphotos2/index.htm

We have a winner!! Yes, even worse than Carl's. Notice what state he is from. hahahahahahahha

I always thought Carl was wierd and of course there were the rumors he was a flamer. Nothing he wore was cool even for the 80's and his hair was always riduculous. Thanks to his website Carl has made sure to remind us just how uncool of a black man he was.

Holy crap!!!! Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse!!!! I fell off my chair when I went to that site because I was laughing so hard!!!!! That guys is

SERIOUS!!!!

Yeah, if you look below his grid of sweet modeling pictures (some of which were shot in front of a shower curtain) he has this written:

My name is Frank DeLarzelere also known as BikerFox of the World. Linda Layman Talent Agency is my agent. Linda Layman does not have a website. They are a hands-on company. They are the finest modeling and acting talent agency in the state of Oklahoma. So if you are thinking about becoming an actor or a model, we strongly recommend you contact these people. To schedule BikerFox for a movie, party, or some other type of event, please call the Linda Layman Talent Agency and speak with Don Hull at 918-744-0888.

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So, he is "BikerFox of the World" not just of Tulsa! He should call Carl and see if the Linda Layman Talent Agency could try to get Carl's acting and modeling career back on track! After all, they don't have a website, but they ARE a hands-on company! Look at what they have done for BikerFox!

darkness wrote:

So if you are thinking about becoming an actor or a model, we strongly recommend you contact these people. To schedule BikerFox for a movie, party, or some other type of event, please call the Linda Layman Talent Agency and speak with Don Hull at 918-744-0888.

I have aspirations of becoming an actor or a model or both - why hitchhike to Hollywood when all you need is Tulsa?

that video may actually be worse than Ben Johnson taking steroids...

Lars wrote:

Carl's acting is so over-the-top it's ridiculous, but then he occasionally lapses into regular Carl-speak in the middle of a obscenity-laden tirade. Did anyone notice that?

yes.....its riduculous

"hey nigga, hey muthaf***a,.....you got my money!"

ha