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Gus- the people in the ER detention center were not trying to kill the dog in a fight to the death. They know there are extras charges to hurting a police dog. They were probably intoxicated and/or just trying to flee from the cops when the dog jumped them. Huge difference.
Also you said the smallest animal that could kill a human and now you are talking about 162 pound chimps? Beside take a 280 pound linebacker against a chimp and that would be an awesome fight. You watch too much planet of the apes. A 162 pound chimp is a massive chimp.
I don't think the chimp is the right answer, I think that the way a 80 lb chimp overmatches a man so easily is good evidence that there is probably a 40-50 lb animal out there that can also consistently take a man down.
The people I'm thinking of were dragged out from under a porch by their leg by a dog. Not drunk. I can't imaging someone thinking about extra charges when they're in that kind of pain. All they are thinking about is how to get the dog off of them, and they can't.
No way would a linebacker have a chance against a chimp. It would be a massacre.