you don't know what to do with your time when you are on your break of training.
you don't know what to do with your time when you are on your break of training.
you have created holes on your socks without ever running without shoes on.
.....when you mistook your viagra for mulit vits.
You fall asleep at work, on the desk
You do laundry every other day to get through all your running clothes (at least it dries quickly)
You go to bed after a track meeting and wake up and the clock says 8 and you don't know if it's 8am or 8pm and it turns out to be the former and you slept straight through.
One of the coaches tells you to get off the track.
When the sound/feel of your heartbeat through your bed wakes you up at night.
when life becomes a dream, sweet-heart.
when you sleep 11 hours a day
easy weeks wrote:
- you wake up to coffee and LetsRun.
Mission accomplished.
When your post workout shower feels like an orgasm
Oh:) sigh. I just saw this :)
VF Runner wrote:
You weigh the same (or less) than you did in high school .... 25 years later .... despite eating everything in the house that isn't nailed down.
Make that 40 years later.
You drink 64 ounces of Kool Aid with salt for "the electrolytes" after running.
You can drink a preposterous amount of beer and not get very drunk because your blood volume is so high.
Sitting around in 100 degree heat feels comfortable.
when you run a 5k two minutes slower than your pr
Eat fibre. Christ people.
a couple more wrote:
your car smells like a gym locker
your* tired of having the same old conversation about how much your* training so you decide it easier to just lie when people ask you about your mileage.
*You're tired
*You're training.
You're retarded.
You piss 3 times a night.
You're legs quiver when you do an unweighted half squat.
Someone you haven't seen in a few months asks "Have you been eating well??"
The next door neighbors bring you food with concerned looks.
Stairs leave you breathless.
When you're walking across the street with someone and they start to run, you can powerwalk at best.
You have weird bloodstains in weird places.
3 beers knocks you out.
It takes you an hour to warm up.
Training too hard to have sex, sleeping 12 hours s day
[quote]easy weeks wrote:
- you work out almost all of your problems / life issues while running.
quote]
This.
+1
Ralph Wiggum wrote:
[quote]easy weeks wrote:
- you work out almost all of your problems / life issues while running.
quote]
This.
Wow some answers are really pathetic. Working out hard is pointless if it isn't showing results. Means, if you're not getting bigger with all the training, why the heck are you doing it?