You've got the cowboy walk on & despite being incredibly fit you walk up stairs like a 90 year old.
You've got the cowboy walk on & despite being incredibly fit you walk up stairs like a 90 year old.
You get cut up and hit by a car in the middle of a 5 minute rep during a workout but get up straight away and carry on!
When all the women you work with can power you into submission in a combat situation.
When your pale white from the anemia.
you get up in the middle of the night to eat
you taste blood in your mouth at the end of a workout
you lay on your driveway/lawn at the end of a run
lay on lawn at the end of a run + 1!
And when 5.30/6 min miles feel like 8 min miles!
When your vibrams stink, your hands have no skin, and facebook's status updates don't allow enough characters to fully explain your xfit workout!
When having Diarrhea is normal.
10 miles feels like a token run.
You've eaten all of the snack food in your desk and it's only Wednesday.
you PISS BLOOD!!!!!!!
Don McDonald wrote:
When having Diarrhea is normal.
Um...no...
You PB in each of your events at the start of the season.
Normal Body wrote:
Don McDonald wrote:When having Diarrhea is normal.
Um...no...
I second the runner's trots. Spot on.
when you knock over a toddler during a fartlek but don't stop to see if she is ok.
When you eat a double cheeseburger just for the calories.
This also ties into the diarrhea response, btw... Do I get bonus points?
You weigh the same (or less) than you did in high school .... 25 years later .... despite eating everything in the house that isn't nailed down.
You dont turn around to check out a hot gal (or guy) that passed by in the opposing direction.
When masturbation becomes a chore.
You go through 3 jars of peanut butter a week.