Craziest thing you saw running

This morning I saw an elephant running in my pajamas. How I got into my pajamas I'll never know.

That happened to me on Friday, but it was a grouse, not a pigeon.

saw a couple fucking in their living room.

Saw a couple doing it as well...but it was in a car on the beach.

Saw a dude getting bj in a car.

Running on a trail through the woods, when the trail goes by a edge of big field, I saw (and heard) a couple screwing on a big blanket in the middle of the field. I actually heard them first and she was a screamer ("Oh baby give it to me", "Oh yeah, oh yeah I like that.") and then I spotted them. They had no idea I saw them. I just kept on running but consdiered yelling "Oh yeah, get it boy" but decided not to.

Saw a couple getting it on in a field, and then a few feet away, their dog was humping a groundhog.

Was running a trail and about three or four people emerged from the woods. They were wearing animal skins shaking rattles, beating small drums and chanting. One was wearing a wolf head, the other a bear, etc. Needless to say, my jog turned into a sprint worthy of olympic gold.

Not crzy but kind of funny. I was running down the WO&D trail in VA and came up behind four civil war re-enactors marching down the trail. As I ran along side them I said "I hear there's Yankees in these parts." One dude, without a moments pause said, "We'll get 'em."

Who told you there were Yankees in those parts? Or, did you just make it up?

We have a run a Spokane we call rimrock that we do time trials on, up to 6 miles. We had a fairly large team that day and we all ran past some girl giving a guy a BJ in a field while he was sitting on a stump. We all ran by and yelled "Get Some!!". That girls face was sooooo red.

One time I was running on a trail and came upon two gay guys having sex, which was unique considering I have seen heterosexual couples having sex three different times on runs, all three were of the "dust punk" variety. The gays were in DC and looked as if they had been out all night (clubbing clothes).

Also, for a brief time in y life I used to have to run at 4:30am - complete hell. Anyway, I was running down a long street and in the dark I noticed a group of people marching towards me. As they got closer, I could see that they were military guys marching in two lines wearing gas masks and holding rifles. I figured it was just an exercise, but a part of me was a little scared that a Red Dawn situation was about to break out. I just ran into the middle of the street and didn't disturb them.

then no wrote:

Not crzy but kind of funny. I was running down the WO&D trail in VA and came up behind four civil war re-enactors marching down the trail. As I ran along side them I said "I hear there's Yankees in these parts." One dude, without a moments pause said, "We'll get 'em."

Were they playing an exhibition game?

I saw a low bidget porno being filmed in an inflatable pool in someone's front yard outside LA.

I saw a lady attempting to slit the throat of a chicken when I was out for an early morning run on my favorite trail this last winter. I startled her (she let out a brief shriek as I ran by) and the chicken took off.

I take care NOT to run on that (deserted) trail alone anymore.

I was running a race in Wyoming and I saw a black person

I came upon a policeman filling out a report beside a semi that tried to drive through a train overpass that ended up being too low. I asked the policeman "he didn't make it huh?". he shook his head while looking rather irritated.

I was running a trail and came to a clearing where two guys were shooting up. They just kind of nodded at me nonchalantly.

This is a funny thread. Nice work everyone