How high will Ritz place?

Portland Runner wrote:

"a second shooter on the "Grassy Knoll" to off JFK. The shooter may have been Ritz's second cousin's stepfather's great uncle."

That's preposterous...Webb's second cousin's stepfather's great uncle would have been a much better marksman, it wouldn't even be close .

You guys are a bunch of stupid shits. I know Ritz is not running. I am willing to bet money on this. I know for a fact because I am not some asshole bullshitter like the rest of you. In fact I have so much more info from CU that I will tell you now that they will definitely not even place in the top 5 monday. And after the race, during the interviews, someone on Colorado (who is going to run a sub-par race) will make clear the medical reason why he ran so poor (if interviewed). Ya'll should go out and get a life instead of trying to guess what is going to happen and who is on drugs because you guys obviously are just shitty runners who have nothing better to do than post on here. Having that said. This (my second) is my last post.

Well, my friend's dog's co-owner's brother lives in New Mexico, and he sometimes goes on business trips to Colorado Springs and one of the guys he meets with sometimes goes to Boulder to eat a greasey spoon, and one time he sat next to girl who goes to CU who thinks she might live next to some guys who might be on the CU XC team or some team that is not the football team, anyway this girl's brother works in Boston and sits next to a guy who reads this web site message board that says Ritz is running for sure, totally.

LOSER wrote:

All right, finally some predictions. Flyonthewall wouldn't have put himself on the line if this wasn't true. He's a noble dude anyway; he loaned me two bucks once. I didn't pay him back and he hasn't even grinded me about it. That's class in case you didn't know.

Anyhow, Ritz running with Slatt is an interesting concept. Then he'll surge into 5th or 6th in the final two miles. I'll feel so much better if this happens.

I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS!

Captain, which Torres brother are you?

Bullshit x....get a life. All of you losers that think sarcasm is funny should think again.

Ritz is going to win!

According to the Indiana State website, Ritz is entered in the race. But then again, the entire Colorado team is also. Still up for debate.

Reserve a bib number for him, and he will run.

O wrote:

You're obviously from Arkansas.

No, I'm not from Arkansas, never even been there, and I'm not from Stanford either. I'm just another loser like the rest of you who gets 99% of my information about running from reading posts on this site, so I really don't know s**t.

That being said, my opinion, for what it's worth it that I don't think Ritz will be running on Monday, but I wouldn't be totally surprised if he did. And if he does, I would put him in the top 10.

Yeah, but Western States can still kick their butts since we've convinced the NCAA to let us score 9 runners!

[quote]LOSER wrote:

All right, finally some predictions. Flyonthewall wouldn't have put himself on the line if this wasn't true. quote]

Of course, that would be Sean Flyonthewall (good to see real names on posts) a CU redshirt freshman. He ran 15:35 his senior year at Our Lady of The High Lactate Threshold High School in Dubuque, IA.

Gutsy of him to "put himself on the line" like that.

This just in, Wejo and Paula Radcliffe will be acting as bodyguards for Ritz during the race. They will not pace him, or hand him water bottles, but run his shoulders to keep the commoners away, they will be allowed to give splits. He is going for the "10,000m record for running the NCAA XC meet without running a prior XC meet during the season, with the exception of the Crystal Lake Team Marathon in northen Michigan in the middle of August, and then faking an injury to make the Stanford team over confident going into the NCAA XC meet". It is a very seldom contested event but he seems ready to go for the record. Good luck Dathan!

I'll bet I could take this chump, Ritz, whoever he is.

Captain Know it All is right, although he's extremely proud of himself for his "insider information."

Slattery is sick - CU has no chance of winning - Ritz will not run.

You all are dumb.

That would have much greater impact if it were written like this:

All of you are stupid.

"You all are dumb" does sound like a "cracker" statement.

Actually Ritz transferred to Chico State this fall and has been secretly training with the team, and will run DII Nationals tomorrow and lead Chico to the title.

At least that's what my brother told me.

I pick Ritz for in the top 6 or better.

x wrote:

Well, my friend's dog's co-owner's brother lives in New Mexico, and he sometimes goes on business trips to Colorado Springs and one of the guys he meets with sometimes goes to Boulder to eat a greasey spoon, and one time he sat next to girl who goes to CU who thinks she might live next to some guys who might be on the CU XC team or some team that is not the football team, anyway this girl's brother works in Boston and sits next to a guy who reads this web site message board that says Ritz is running for sure, totally.

That's the most clever thing I've seen all day