How high will Ritz place?

LOSER wrote:

How high will Ritz place now that it's been established he's running after all? I say 5th or 6th, in all honesty.

He is running, where does it say that?

Yeah, where has that been established?

The only running Ritz will be doing on Monday is away from the autograph seekers.

Define "established."

The poster flyonthewall said he overheard Wetmore and Ritz talking about it the other day. This guy was obviously credible, therefore I believe him. Besides, it's not like anyone would lie about that. So enough with the establishment! How will he do?

LOSER wrote:

Besides, it's not like anyone would lie about that

Sure seems like something someone would lie about to me!

Lemme guess, "flyonthewall" has established himself as not only being credible (how?) but also as being solidly linked to the CU program (again, how?)? No, no one would possibly spread rumors on the internet, especially not on this site!

C'mon Chief...if it's on an internet bulletin board, then it MUST be true!

In fact, I have a friend who saw a post on the internet by someone who overheard from a RELIABLE source that NASA faked the moon landings in order to divert attention from the fact that space aliens, working with the CIA and the frozen food industry, placed a second shooter on the "Grassy Knoll" to off JFK. The shooter may have been Ritz's second cousin's stepfather's great uncle.

Portland Runner wrote:

the "Grassy Knoll" to off JFK. The shooter may have been Ritz's second cousin's stepfather's great uncle.

by the name of Mark Wetmore.

Portland Runner wrote:

The shooter may have been Ritz's second cousin's stepfather's great uncle.

I wish you would get your facts straight, it was Ritz's half brother's god father's aunt's ex-boyfriend from college. Please, facts only!

I don't think that he can crack the top 10. He will be an all american.

I think that the plan is to run with Slattery. It should help Steve focus on the race and keep Dathan from going out too fast. Wetmore wants everyone except Jorge to start slower than what they did at regionals. He was pissed, especially with some of the women.

Actually it was his mother's brother's cousin. The half brother's god father's aunt's ex-boyfriend from college was the guy who taught Fred Astaire to dance.

Monty

We knew all along that Ritz wasn't really injured and was training like a madman all fall. Wetmore thought he could catch us off guard and psyche us all out on race day by having him show up. But it didn't work. Even with Ritz, Colorado can't beat us!

I think that he'll beat Steve. They'll stay together through 5 miles and then Dathan will pull ahead. Don't get me wrong, Slattery will run well.

Portland Runner wrote:

In fact, I have a friend who saw a post on the internet by someone who overheard from a RELIABLE source that NASA faked the moon landings in order to divert attention from the fact that space aliens, working with the CIA and the frozen food industry, placed a second shooter on the "Grassy Knoll" to off JFK. The shooter may have been Ritz's second cousin's stepfather's great uncle.

Why would anyone lie about something like that?

Stanford Spy my butt. If you really were, you wouldn't post something like this.

Why don't you just make a prediction of where he'll place?

All right, finally some predictions. Flyonthewall wouldn't have put himself on the line if this wasn't true. He's a noble dude anyway; he loaned me two bucks once. I didn't pay him back and he hasn't even grinded me about it. That's class in case you didn't know.

Anyhow, Ritz running with Slatt is an interesting concept. Then he'll surge into 5th or 6th in the final two miles. I'll feel so much better if this happens.

OK, we have him as high as 3rd, but it still won't be enough to beat our depth.

Don't worry about Colorado. Worry about yourselves and Arkansas. It is the Arkansas guys who start this crap so that they can sneak in. No, worry about Colorado also.