best opening line in a film

Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker.

Rounders

Mom?

Oh, America. I wish I could tell you that this was still America, but I've come to realize that you can't have a country without people. And there are no people here. No, my friends. This is now the United States of Zombieland.

Hiii. Hi. Hiii. Hi. I’m X-Ray Cat. I’ve got superpowers. I can see through doors with my x-ray vision. Wooden doors. I can see the criminal on the other side.

He can see me and he’s committing crime. I come along. I say “I can see you.” He says “you can’t see me.” I say, “yes I can, with my deedee dee de dee x-ray deedee dee de de doo.”

'X-Ray Cat.' Do doodoo. 'You can’t get me.' 'Yes I can, yes I can.' Doo doo doo, 'Yes I can. Yes I--'

The Bananas! I know a banana who applied for a job as a telephone repairman. Guy came and said, “You want job here?” He said, “Yeah, I wanna get a job as a telephone repairman.” He said, “YOU GOT THE JOB! YOU GOT THE JOB, BUDDY!” Then the beavers came.

The beavers started yelling at other beavers. The beaver started yelling at the other beaver! He said, 'You stupid beaver! You stupid!!

the bananas of stewart o'toole are bunyons

"Come on, boys! The way you're lollygaggin' around here with them picks and them shovels, you'd think it was a hundert an' twenty degrees. Can't be more than a hundert an' fourteen."

[man collapses from the heat]

"Dock that chink a days pay for nappin' on the job!"

"There was a time"

Lucky Number Slevin

"Where have all the lesbians gone"

"Ever since I can remember I've wanted to be a gangster."

My pick, too.

TurdFerguson wrote:

"Come on, boys! The way you're lollygaggin' around here with them picks and them shovels, you'd think it was a hundert an' twenty degrees. Can't be more than a hundert an' fourteen."

[man collapses from the heat]

"Dock that chink a days pay for nappin' on the job!"

Saigon. Shit. I'm still only in Saigon. Every time I think I'm gonna wake up back in the jungle.

I believe in America. America has made my fortune.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE just want some pvssy!

Just kidding that's just the opening song.

D- Demonstrate Value

E- Engage Physically

N- Nurture Dependence

N- Neglect Emotionally

I- Inspire Hope

S- Separate Entirely

"Now I want you to remember that no b*stard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb b*stard die for his country."

"Rosebud . . . ."

"People are always asking me if I know Tyler Durden…"

"There's an old joke: Two elderly women are at a Catskill Mountain resort. And one of 'em says: 'Boy, the food in this place is really terrible.' The other one says: 'Yeah, I know. And such small portions.' Well, that's essentially how I feel about life. Full of loneliness and misery and suffering and unhappiness, and it's all over much too quickly."

"Way out west there was this fella I wanna tell ya about. Goes by the name of Jeff Lebowski."

Good line except for the fact that this isn't the opening line of the movie. The opening line is about Ray's father telling him about seeing Shoeless Joe playing years after he was banned from baseball. Dumba**.

i like this one wrote:

I'm 36 years old, I love my family, I love baseball, and I'm about to become a farmer. But until I heard the voice, I'd never done a crazy thing in my whole life.

There was a time, a time before cable. When the local anchorman reigned supreme. When people believed everything they heard on TV. This was an age when only men were allowed to read the news. And in San Diego, one anchorman was more man then the rest. His name was Ron Burgundy. He was like a god walking amongst mere mortals. He had a voice that could make a wolverine purr and suits so fine they made Sinatra look like a hobo. In other words, Ron Burgundy was the balls.