The truth of the matter... wrote:
Though your story is somewhat entertaining, it is very fishy. Why?
1.) If you're out of med school, and likely into your residency, you don't "work for an oncologist". In addition, no physician in his right mind would neither sell nor write you a script for epo. That would put their medical license at risk.
3.) You don't write like you have enough education to have made it TO med school, let alone have made it through. That is, unless English is not your native tongue.
I just admitted before your post that I made up the story.
I was also trying to emulate the writing style of the average letsrun troll, so thank you for your 2nd comment to validate my attempt.
P.S. Your lack of ability to count to 2 (based on the numbering of your comments) shows that you probably don't have enough education to have made it to elementary school. So huge thumbs up on figuring out how to utilize the internet. Your mommy must be proud.