Cardigans. They look bloody stupid.
Cardigans. They look bloody stupid.
this is the worst thread since the finance and accounting pricks had their hissy fit about what color suit to wear to an interview. dont get me started on the guy bragging about his M6. my word, you need something better to do.
Lets get dressed wrote:
Hugo Buchard wrote:Who are we impressing?
People who are unimpressed by you.
OK, that's your third post, third time demonstrating that you are a douchebag, third strike.
Gonna have to call you out, buddy.
Hugo Buchard wrote:
Who are we impressing?
Who is he impressing? Nobody.
Who does he think he's impressing? Everybody.
that is hilarious... I feel as though all guys should try wearing every and all combinations of these things at one time or another... gotta live life while you got it...
Lets get dressed wrote:
Feel free to add to the list.
1. Clothes that don't fit
2. CARGO SHORTS
3. Flip flops (unless you're at the beach, at the pool, or in a public shower).
4. Clothing with logos or "artistic" designs.
5. Running shoes (unless you're running).
6. Fedora (trust me, you can't pull it off).
7. Sports jerseys (unless you are watching or playing sports).
8. White socks that show.
9. Sweatpants and sweatshirts
10. Blazers and jackets without a vent
11. Bulky jackets
12. Basketball shorts (unless you're playing basketball).
13. Speedos
14. Button down short sleeve shirts (particularly with a tie).
15. Extra large letsrun t-shirts (if they existed).
t-shirts where the sleeve goes down to/beyond the elbow. Bad news bears. Also, what age are we talking?
Aren't we a fancy little tampon.
Lets get dressed wrote:
Feel free to add to the list.
1. Clothes that don't fit
2. CARGO SHORTS
3. Flip flops (unless you're at the beach, at the pool, or in a public shower).
4. Clothing with logos or "artistic" designs.
5. Running shoes (unless you're running).
6. Fedora (trust me, you can't pull it off).
7. Sports jerseys (unless you are watching or playing sports).
8. White socks that show.
9. Sweatpants and sweatshirts
10. Blazers and jackets without a vent
11. Bulky jackets
12. Basketball shorts (unless you're playing basketball).
13. Speedos
14. Button down short sleeve shirts (particularly with a tie).
15. Extra large letsrun t-shirts (if they existed).
Funny thing is the list that guy started was a result of cleaning out his closet.What a twat.
Pleated pants are a necessity unless you have chicken legs. Real runners have big thighs.
Men definitely should not wear
1. Bras
2. Skirts
3. Anything Justin Bieber would wear.
just adding more to the list -
1. Scuba gear unless you are under water
2. Armor unless you are a medieval knight
3. Camouflage unless you are in the military
4. Skis unless there is snow on the ground
5. Bluetooth headset unless you're at least cooler than Brad Pitt
6. Bandaids unless you are bleeding
7. Earrings unless you're a rock star
8. Condom unless you are ... Well ... You know
9. Wife beater with nothing over it unless you actually beat your wife and want everyone to know it
10. Towel unless you just got out of the shower
11. Toga unless you are Roman
that's it.
you're welcome
gahhh wrote:
t-shirts where the sleeve goes down to/beyond the elbow. Bad news bears. Also, what age are we talking?
"Bad news bears"? You must be old.
caller of old men wrote:
"Bad news bears"? You must be old.
This thread is for men, not boys.
I'm 30, but it's funny how I would've probably disagreed with much of what is said on here ("c'mon, that stuff ain't that bad, I can still wear it") even as recently as 3 or 4 years ago; however, as a man working in the real world with a real job (and a real understanding of proper men's attire), I agree with just about everything on that list.
It's no wonder showing up to a college running house party is like a who's who of horrible fashion. You guys are all so misguided. I thought it was mostly due to ignorance, but it turns out a lot of you intentionally try to look awful apparently.
Ties
Suits
Lose #s 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15 from your list, and you're beginning to make sense.
My list is:
1. Anything from the waist down without separate holes for each leg.
- that list blows.
Mine?- Anything you put on with the intention of communicating that you have a lot of money or a big unit.
To the first part, I say if that's something you have to let the world know by how you dress, then you may as well just keep clothing yourself like a d-bag, because that's what you are.
To the second I say, well, fake it 'til you make it and hope she likes you for your money when she finds out the sad truth.
Honestly, the list isn't that bad. I would add black suits.
Pleated pants are fine for guys who are somewhat overweight, runners should not wear them. Fat guys in flat-front pants is not a pretty sight.
A man shouldn't put too much thought into clothing, but should know some basic rules like no cargo shorts, no black suits, etc.
Honestly, I don't think one should wear socks at all, unless they are running. Granted, I live in Charleston, SC, so we rarely wear socks down here.
I'M A MAN AND I WEAR WHAT I WANT! NO DAMN SISSY BOYS GONNA TELL ME WHAT I CAN AND CAN'T WEAR.
Lets get dressed wrote:
3. Flip flops (unless you're at the beach, at the pool, or in a public shower).
I agree with 13 of the 15, but not this one. I used to think this way. But summers are too hot & muggy & flip flops are much cooler. Plus Euros wear flip flops in the summer (outside of the beach, pool, etc) & they're the ultimate cool dressers.
Some button down short sleeve shirts are fine.
12. A catsuit unless you're kinky13. Blinds unless you're made of glass14. Butter unless you're a fridgeIll stop now
arfarf wrote:
just adding more to the list -
1. Scuba gear unless you are under water
2. Armor unless you are a medieval knight
3. Camouflage unless you are in the military
4. Skis unless there is snow on the ground
5. Bluetooth headset unless you're at least cooler than Brad Pitt
6. Bandaids unless you are bleeding
7. Earrings unless you're a rock star
8. Condom unless you are ... Well ... You know
9. Wife beater with nothing over it unless you actually beat your wife and want everyone to know it
10. Towel unless you just got out of the shower
11. Toga unless you are Roman
that's it.
you're welcome
