NRR: Clothes that men should never wear

Gorilla suit (unless you are portraying a gorilla)

Who are we impressing?

Do you do yardwork in a tux?

Magic 8 Ball wrote:

Do you do yardwork in a tux?

What are you doing yard work for? Don't you pay someone to do that for you?

that list is retarded.

i would agree with fedoras. also- scarves

Hugo Buchard wrote:

Who are we impressing?

People who are unimpressed by you.

Lets get dressed wrote:

Feel free to add to the list.

1. Clothes that don't fit

2. CARGO SHORTS

3. Flip flops (unless you're at the beach, at the pool, or in a public shower).

4. Clothing with logos or "artistic" designs.

5. Running shoes (unless you're running).

6. Fedora (trust me, you can't pull it off).

7. Sports jerseys (unless you are watching or playing sports).

8. White socks that show.

9. Sweatpants and sweatshirts

10. Blazers and jackets without a vent

11. Bulky jackets

12. Basketball shorts (unless you're playing basketball).

13. Speedos

14. Button down short sleeve shirts (particularly with a tie).

15. Extra large letsrun t-shirts (if they existed).

Your premise is that men should NEVER wear these things.

By that measure, the only accurate items are fedoras, button down short-sleeve shirts, and white socks w/ anything other than athletic gear. Pleated pants should also be on the list.

There are appropriate times/places for everything else. Although blazers w/o a vent are stupid.

Oh, and you were right on sports jerseys too.

............. wrote:

By that measure, the only accurate items are fedoras,

There are appropriate times/places for everything else. Although blazers w/o a vent are stupid.

What if you land a job portraying Freddy Krueger in the new Nightmare film?

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Pleated pants should also be on the list.

What's wrong with pleated suit pants?

I know. I thought about that before I made the post, but figured everyone would know what I meant. I kept the wording of the subject line the way it is because it attracts more attention than anything else.

I also had pleated pants on there, but took them off after a little research.

Lets get dressed wrote:

Hugo Buchard wrote:

Who are we impressing?

People who are unimpressed by you.

Fortunately I run my own financial show so if I feel like wearing basketball shorts in my M6 then I'll do so. I assume you, however, wear a cheap department store suit in your mid 90s economy car.

why, man? wrote:

............. wrote:

Pleated pants should also be on the list.

What's wrong with pleated suit pants?

Nothing if you live in the years between 1987-1998.

Otherwise they are the scourge of pants wearing men everywhere.

Swimming goggles if you're not swimming.

Bow ties

Hugo Buchard wrote:

Fortunately I run my own financial show so if I feel like wearing basketball shorts in my M6 then I'll do so. I assume you, however, wear a cheap department store suit in your mid 90s economy car.

I don't know why you have to make this personal. I'm just trying to help the clueless guys on this site from making obvious mistakes.

Consider This wrote:

............. wrote:

By that measure, the only accurate items are fedoras,

There are appropriate times/places for everything else. Although blazers w/o a vent are stupid.

What if you land a job portraying Freddy Krueger in the new Nightmare film?

well then you could certainly wear a fedora

I don't understand the white socks one - are you saying we should wear low cut socks with athletic gear? what if you're a lacrosse player, since they all wear crew socks

Carbo > Cargo wrote:

Consider This wrote:

What if you land a job portraying Freddy Krueger in the new Nightmare film?

well then you could certainly wear a fedora

Thanks for clearing that up. I sent in a resume to Wes Craven. I haven't heard anything back yet, but wanted to make sure in case the news was good.

Skinny jeans

Black socks with shorts

Spandex of any sort