Do men wear tighty-whities anymore

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Ninetonite wrote:

You guys are all losers and maybe even virgins. Chicks dig boxers. Not boxer-briefs, boxers. They like yanking them down, sliding their hands up underneath them, they like the colors, they think they're sexy. They especially like the way they slide down your legs and hit the floor so you can kick them away. You can't do that with boxer-briefs.

Oh, and yeah, chicks can wear your boxers to bed after you've done the nasty. Never had a woman ask to wear my briefs. But more'n a few have worn my boxers. (The current Mrs. Ninetonite buys them for me. Her favorite pair of boxers are the ones discarded at the foot of the bed;)

The correct answer, hilarious, and easily the post of the day.

COMMANDO!!!

Earth to nimrod wrote:

Why would anyone want a chick to wear your underwear to bed?

You ain't been around much. College chicks wear their man's boxers around the dorm as a badge of honor. Plus they're comfy.

Earth to nimrod wrote:

Why would anyone want a chick to wear your underwear to bed?

Ninetonite wrote:

You ain't been around much. College chicks wear their man's boxers around the dorm as a badge of honor. Plus they're comfy.

What is it about the words "to bed" that you don't understand?

Briefs lower your sperm count according to Seinfeld.

running shorts all the time... never know when you'll need to go for a run

Hmmmm me thinks you to be wrong. Chicks dig boxer briefs- they make your thighs and package look better. Boxer briefs also have colors, so I fail to see why you brought up that point.

The girls you've hooked up with physically can't slide down a pair of boxer briefs? They must be armless.

Personally, most women I've been with think that boxers are for little kids, for real, they are little shorts with no support for the boys.

Chicks do look better in boxers then they do boxer briefs, Ill give you that. But I actually like seeing them in their own panties and my t-shirt, call me crazy.

Ninetonite wrote:

Earth to nimrod wrote:

Why would anyone want a chick to wear your underwear to bed?

You ain't been around much. College chicks wear their man's boxers around the dorm as a badge of honor. Plus they're comfy.

Seriously, don't you guys wear your girlfriend's panties and bras around so all your friends will know what a stud you are? People have been doing this at least since J. Edgar Hoover - I mean, how much of a chick-magnet must being the head of the FBI be?!

Ninetonite wrote:

You guys are all losers and maybe even virgins. Chicks dig boxers. Not boxer-briefs, boxers. They like yanking them down, sliding their hands up underneath them, they like the colors, they think they're sexy. They especially like the way they slide down your legs and hit the floor so you can kick them away. You can't do that with boxer-briefs.

Oh, and yeah, chicks can wear your boxers to bed after you've done the nasty. Never had a woman ask to wear my briefs. But more'n a few have worn my boxers. (The current Mrs. Ninetonite buys them for me. Her favorite pair of boxers are the ones discarded at the foot of the

bed;)

Boxers are to cover-up chicken legs and so 5 yrs ago fashion...

Men never really wore tighty-whities. The supposed popularity of this style of underwear was just a myth propagated by the Jewish run media outlets. The Man wanted to assert his power over us by manipulating the working man to wear his type of undergarment. Ultimately, the working man has shown his independence by refusing to give in. Don't believe the hype. Boxers have always been the underwear of the masses.

Nothing wrong with a few light skid marks, I mean we are men right?!

Will E wrote:

I'm 41 years old. Ive been freeballing since 2000. Seriously, what's the point of wearing drawers?

Ever hear of skidmarks?

I wear dark colored briefs, never white.

only white ppl over 40

I don't usually wear underwear, but when I do, I prefer Depends.

Earth to nimrod wrote:

Why would anyone want a chick to wear your underwear to bed?

There really is no hope for you. Are you not a sexual creature?

Personally, women dressing in men's clothing doesn't do anything for me. It takes all types I guess.

Do underoos count?