I'm going to assume that the "Lady" part of your handle is referring to the fact that, while sporting the "tackle and rod" reminiscent of most males, you actually act like a little girl, posting about how disappointed you are in some college kid.
I'll tell you who is the most disappointed: your girlfriend, and she's disappointed with your performance in the sack lately. Maybe it's because you have to picture yourself with German just to get it up - and then when you did think about German you jizzed in your pants. Whatever the case, I'm going to enjoy having a "holy trinity" with her and your mom tonight... Yeah, that's right, I'm going to bang your girlfriend - right after I bang your mom.
And if you really are a "Lady"... well, I'm sorry that German has not lived up to your expectations. Time to get a vibrator.