What articles of clothing make you think the person wearing them is a moron?

anything Livestrong

A blue snuggie and yellow slippers. I saw a guy, who was 25-30 years old, dressed this way at a coffee shop the other day. Maybe he did it as a joke, or to pay off a bet debt. Maybe he was lust color blind and fashion unconscious.

ug boots

skinny jeans on people who arent skinny

running shorts on chicks who obviously dont run

anything with a sticker/tag still attached

anything where the most prominent design feature is a brand name

flip flops on men

velcro

nerd glasses on non-nerds

wallet chains

heart rate monitors

religious garb

Anything with Abercrombie etc. on it.

Running gear. Anything that says letsrun.com

6packjack1 wrote:

How were Crocks not the 1st response?

I don't understand the hate for crocs. I mean, yes they are ugly, but they serve a purpose. I don't personally own any, but it isn't like the people who wear them are making some kind of statement (like with Vibram).

I don't know, they just don't really make me think anything other than "this person wanted to throw something on quickly to run to the store, etc."

Personally, I wear flip flops in this situation, but crocs aren't that far removed...

I would say leather mandles are far, far worse.

Enlighten me as to why you hate them so I can join in the party!

dyed hair

SserPrun95 wrote:

Croakies if you are wearing them and aren't actually on a boat. Old nasty ass baseball hats that ppl never take off even when they are wearing a suit. Basically I'm getting at the frat uniform.

And you... You're just an insecure douche. Why would you only wear Croakies on a boat? Why not a roller coaster, in a convertible, on a bike, or anytime your sunglasses might fall off or you might need to take them off? Croakies don't float you idiot.

Why are you scared of frat boys? Were they mean to you? Didn't let let you join? Maybe they stole your girlfriend.

Reeboks, Vibram 5 Toes, Moeben products, and Fleet Feet shirts.

Thomas Rollins wrote:

I say arm warmers and Affliction t shirts.

Jeans

scarves

"wife beater" undershirts worn as outerwear

huge baggy jeans or basketball shorts with ass hanging out

sideways hats

neck tattoos. i know it's not clothing but still.

untied basketball shoes are coming back

vibrams

arm warmers with running tank

giant sunglasses that look like my grandmother wore them

wrinkled collared shirt with tie, wrinkled cargo shors, flip flops, and old ratty baseball hat. the frat uniform

seersucker suits

croakies

crocs

sweatpants in public, especially on fat people. fat people already look stupid but why accentuate it with sweatpants?

Jean shorts, aka, jorts.

you're welcome. wrote:

scarves

saw a chic wearing a scarf the other day in 60 degree sunny weather. she had on an 80s throwback type shirt that hung way off one shoulder and showed most of her back. she also had on flip flops. what the fvck is the purpose of the scarf at this point?!

Obviously overlooked so far:

1. Ed Hardy t-shirts

2. Any sports jersey worn when not playing for that team

3. Bolo ties

4. For girls---anything that has a word or phrase printed on the ass

5. Also for girl---glitter

6. Anything with the giant Ralph Lauren logo on it

7. Anything worn by the cast of a Jersey Shore cast member

p.s. If I know what kind of underwear you have on (and we don't share a bed or locker room), you are most likely a douche.

i agree with almost all of the above. well done haters!

i'd like to add one more: flanel on girls

i hate it. they are taking away my symbol of rugged masculinity.

A couple more I missed on my obciously overlooked list:

1. Fraternity or sorority logo shirts

2. True Religion jeans (typically worn with the Ed Hardy t-shirt, so that's probably a redundancy)

3. Anything worn by Galen Rupp

Tangled up in Blue wrote:

Tangled up in Blue wrote:

Tapout clothing. You might as well just where a giant sandwich board that says "I'm a douche" on both sides.

*Wear. Well I feel stupid.

How about people that do jujitsu everyday, and train for it? It's like someone saying that anyone wearing asics or saucony clothing is stupid.

I just got back from my local running trail where it was 61 degrees. I saw hundreds of runners, walkers, and bikers and about 95% of them were wearing long sleeves (or dear god... arm warmers) and long pants or tights. I even saw people with gloves. One woman had at least 2 layers of long sleeve clothes on her torso, a scarf, gloves, and a wool hat. She wins imo.