This is like arguing with a creationist. No evidence counts as evidence so why bother. All these "objections" have been treated ad nauseum.
"due to conflicts of interest, we don’t trust the science anymore."
Utterly blind to the same conflicts of interest in the "alternative medicine" camp. But in science, you have more science. Science is a procedure that attempts to guard form self-delusion, isn't attached to its results, and invited others to "prove me wrong". In science, the bias is driven by the evidence, not the other way around.
" I’m more willing to trust my health to time tested homeopathic remedies"
Time-tested, but consistently failing placebo controlled double blind trials.
"What the hell is wrong with our diabetes, ADHD, Autism, etc., etc., rates amongst our kids?"
Vaccines absolutely do not cause these conditions. These claims have been studiously examined. This is like trying to answer, for the hundredth time, the charge that there are no transitional fossils or "If man evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys."