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What are you, 17?

Think carefully, you will remember this quote for the rest of your life.

Gobble Gobble Motherf*ck*rs!

LamePoster wrote:

What are you, 17?

What are you, 12?

Keep it on the Crete

All I want to do it drink beer and train like an animal.

Everything I do is in preparation for one day competing in The Cup.

“Every morning in Africa, a Gazelle wakes up. It knows it must run faster than the fastest lion or it will be killed. Every morning a Lion wakes up. It knows it must outrun the slowest Gazelle or it will starve to death. It doesn't matter whether you are a Lion or a Gazelle... when the sun comes up, you'd better be running.”

-dunno by whom

"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."

-Mark Twain

"San Dimas high school football rules"

German, English, American guy wrote:

“Every morning in Africa, a Gazelle wakes up. It knows it must run faster than the fastest lion or it will be killed. Every morning a Lion wakes up. It knows it must outrun the slowest Gazelle or it will starve to death. It doesn't matter whether you are a Lion or a Gazelle... when the sun comes up, you'd better be running.”

-dunno by whom

"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."

-Mark Twain

Only use these if you want to be remembered as that gay kid.

At least we have found a good spot for LamePoster's earlier outburst!

LamePoster wrote:

What are you, 17?

"Don't be so moist."

- Some Letsrun poster

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken." - Cornel Sanders

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." Groucho Marx

"He loves nature in spite of what it did to him." --- Forrest Tucker

'You are here.' You know, being here is a lot like being lost."

-- The Tick

I'd rather be rich than stupid

-Jack Handey

"Are people getting dumber or louder?"

-Mayor Quimby

be who you are, because the people who mind don't matter, and the people who matter don't mind

"Take that! And rewind it back."

"I'm Mr. Bucket! Put your balls in mouth!"

Mr. Obvious wrote:

All I want to do it drink beer and train like an animal.

Grotz?

"I used to want the words "She tried" on my tombstone. Now I want "She did it."

Katherine Dunham (1910-2006)

quoted in Black Pearls by Eric V. Copage (1993)

... another good one:

"We should emphasize not Negro History, but the Negro in history. What we need is not a history of selected races or nations, but the history of the world void of national bias, race hate, and religious prejudice."

Carter Woodson (1875-1950)

on founding Negro History Week, 1926

"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants."

-Thomas Jefferson