Max Harn will be making a comback next year in an epic quest to get his 1500 record at UWO vindicated. He'll storm through the cross country season, full of rage and bitterness, running mid-22's on courses that the rest of us WIAC runners can only manage 24's and 25's on.
He'll be joining the UW-Superior cross country team, and running on pure anger and 20 years of jealousy and resentment, he will dominate the WIAC in a fashion once thought impossible by the mere mortals running for other schools.
Track season will come around, and not only will he run 3:37.29 in the 1500, but he'll do it at UWO's home meet, just to spite those whom he feels wronged him. He'll double that meet, running in the 5000m as well, running 13:36, all while spitting blood and curse words at every spectator and coach. Upon conclusion of the meet, he'll take a megaphone and in case anyone missed it, let every spectator, athlete, and coach there that he won both the 1500 and 5000, in record setting fashion. God forbid he lets anyone get away without knowing that Max Harn is truly the greatest!
Then of course he'll host a party at his house and because he's so popular and is the greatest, everyone will come and drink with him until the early hours of the dawn, patting him on the back and complimenting him every 4 seconds on his tremendous achievements, because they know that's what he thrives on and needs.
Max Harn. WIAC 2009. Look out everyone, he's back.