I like the post till that last paragraph...
which makes you look either retarded or obtuse...I'm pretty sure we all get the irony there but he was sending a zinger back to you...if he didn't get the irony he would have said..."wait we're not having a track meet"...and while he made a joke of it and acted a little self defacing...you became overly sensitive and defensive...
if you want you can make fun of me too for posting this...I went to a State school and grew up in a trailer...there that should give you plenty to talk about have fun!