i know there have been posts on here about getting dumped, but now i find myself in a foreign position. i'm going to break up with my girlfriend of seven months in the next couple of days, so does anyone have any good advice on how to go about this? i'm a senior in high school and i've been in three relationships, getting the boot each time. i know i'm supposed to "just be honest with her," but any advice beyond that is greatly appreciated.
Make sure you sleep with her first, and get one final blow job too. Then, when she's in the restroom cleaning up just leave a note on the pillow/in the empty parking space and leave.
Ditto.
be humble
just do lots of running, she'll dump you
Tell her the truth...but remember this , truth without love is cruel...so be tactful...
excellent.....trying to find adice on women on a Letsrun.com message board. You're definately out of the loop when it comes to women.
tell her the truth, just hope she isn't psycho and post your penis size on running websites
go with the ignoring method, and run a freakin toooooooooooon, seems to work well.
I like your timing, break up before the holidays and save the bucks from buying her an x-mas gift.
Stick with "it's not you, it's me" to spare her feelings a bit. Don't admit to there being someone else, whether or not there is. Don't lead her on with promises of "maybe we can work it out." Cut it clean but try to do it gently.
Dr Phil
and don't forget to tell her that you need to "find yourself".
Still in high school? Have your friend tell her.
ok, here's the deal, if you have serious goals in mind (running), tell her that the relationship is too much for you right now. you can't focus on yourself and her. she'll say that she' ll back off, then you tell her that it's not fair to her to have to back off. you want to be in this relationship, but you can't do it half-assed. you want to either commit to her fully or running fully, but you can't do both right now. therefore, you are telling her that you need to to what you need to do, and anything less will be sacrificing your goals. she won't understand at all, but at least you have a clear reason and if she can't deal with it, that's her problem.
that's what i did, and she's gone and i ran a 30 second 8K pr 3 weeks later.
Go buy some sexy women's lingerie (just tell the employee at the adult novelty shop that you like to wear it yourself, then raise your eyebrows Groucho Marx style a couple of times). Rumple it up a bit and leave it on your bed (along with a large, knobbly adult toy which you purchased at the same novelty shop while once again raising your eyebrows), so your girlfriend can "discover" it. Then say, "Wooops!" and quickly shove the whole lot under the bedsheets.
If that doesn't work, you could actually try wearing the damned nightie yourself as you open the door to greet your gf the next time she comes over. Gripping the aforementioned toy like a bread knife while sporting a wicked smile of pure, furtive lust wouldn't hurt, either.
If that still isn't enough to make the chick hit the road, arrange to have an "escort" come over while you and your gf are making out. Then tell your gf, "I thought I'd have 'Sapphire' here help us liven things up a bit."
If, however, your gf is actually into those things, I don't know what to tell you.
for some reason the chicks i dumpe in HS and college i wish and never had and the ones that dumped me i'm glad they did.
trick the chick wrote:
Go buy some sexy women's lingerie (just tell the employee at the adult novelty shop that you like to wear it yourself, then raise your eyebrows Groucho Marx style a couple of times). Rumple it up a bit and leave it on your bed (along with a large, knobbly adult toy which you purchased at the same novelty shop while once again raising your eyebrows), so your girlfriend can "discover" it. Then say, "Wooops!" and quickly shove the whole lot under the bedsheets.
If that doesn't work, you could actually try wearing the damned nightie yourself as you open the door to greet your gf the next time she comes over. Gripping the aforementioned toy like a bread knife while sporting a wicked smile of pure, furtive lust wouldn't hurt, either.
If that still isn't enough to make the chick hit the road, arrange to have an "escort" come over while you and your gf are making out. Then tell your gf, "I thought I'd have 'Sapphire' here help us liven things up a bit."
If, however, your gf is actually into those things, I don't know what to tell you.
wow, he's brilliant, those words flow off the page so magnificantly. i'm speechless, i've grown up a bit today after reading your response. thank you@!!!
Tell her you're gay.
Next time don't eat her out after sex.
She'll either get the message or won't care.
water cooler wrote:
I like your timing, break up before the holidays and save the bucks from buying her an x-mas gift.
No shit. My thoughts have always been, if you buy her something this year, she'll just expect something bigger and better next year.
Keep that thought even when you're married.
I also like the "make sure you sleep with her first" Really show her you have class.