Treadmillionaire wrote:
1. Ipods are much lighter than walkmans were.
2. Subway can now toast sandwiches.
3. Soda switched from sugar to corn syrup.
4. Nike shocks have springs in them.
5. Stopwatches can tell you how fast your heart beats.
6. We found out women won't die if they break a sweat.
7. Lays potato chips have 0g. trans fat.
8. People say "run forest run" when they see you work out, as opposed to whatever they used to say.
9. You can carry your water on a utility belt like batman.
10. Facebook.
That was a fine post, treadmillionaire.
But you left two key things:
Gallowalking and underwater/zero-gravity treadmills. In fact, combine these two and the sky is the limit