Alright, I'll try to clear this up.
In 1959, there was a plane crash in Iowa that killed Buddy Edelin, Richie Rojas, and ?The Big Barfer? (aka Bob Kampainen). It?s been referred to as ?The Day the Running Died.? It was memorialized in a song called ?American Pie? recorded by Don Sage.
Morrison and Hendrix both choked on their own vomit after the 1970 or 1971 Fuokoka Marathon. Cass Elliott died after choking on a sandwich which she got from Karen Carpenter, who apparently didn?t want hers. Carpenter suffered from eating disorders, and died after wandering off the track during a championship meet, and getting lost somewhere in Rock Creek Park, where she was raped and killed by Congressman Gary Condit.
Janis Joplin also died mysteriously after winning gold medals in the sprints in the 1988 Olympics. Rumors of drug use abound.
Van Zandt died with much of the Lynnrd Skynnrd Track Club in a plane crash, where the pilot, former teen idol Ricky Quintana, torched the cabin while freebasing cocaine. You may remember him from the TV show with his parents, Ozzy and Harriet Quintana.
Pat Lafontaine did not die, and did indeed score in the NHL. However, most of his scoring took place with the Colorado women?s cross country team, which he currently coaches. Many of his goals were actually mistakenly assigned to him, and should have been credited to Guy LaFleur of the Montreal Canadiens.
Finally, the crash in Eugene was faked by the CIA. Examination of the Zapruder film clearly shows a man with an umbrella on the grassy knoll near the underpass. That Oregon runner retired after his death was faked, and currently lives in Fort Dodge, Iowa under the Witness Protection Program, using a new identity and name, and is involved with a gay relationship with the similarly hidden Elvis Presley.
Oh, and Elvis still holds the mile record at Tupelo, Mississippi High School. You could look it up.