jumper wrote:
rob?
Nope, but I'm sure my teammates will out me once they see this.
jumper wrote:
rob?
Nope, but I'm sure my teammates will out me once they see this.
Whooo boy, that reminded me of going to see the New Age guru, Marianne Williamson, a pop religious speaker with a former fiancee. When my girlfriend turned to me with tears streaming down her cheeks from some ludicrous babble about angels from Williamson, the relationship was over for me..... it took everything I could do to not burst out laughing.
TS wrote:
Went to see Vagina Monologues.
I was naive when I was a frosh in college and wasn't sure what it was about. I had a bad feeling when I was one of 3 guys in the Audience of 200 and the other two guys were gay.
Pretty horrible. I walked out during the first intermission. The girl didn't care. I think I suprised her with how long I withstood that crap before walking out.
gave up my immunity idol.
Gave her respect.
told her i loved her
too slow wrote:
tissue box wrote:marriage and kids.
Damn, I was going to say that.
wow, it must be sad to be as pathetic as you two.
Moved to another country because my wife said she'd be happier there and thus wouldn't b*tch at me every day. We moved. She was worse, and then divorced me right before I became eligible to live there. I had to leave the country because the only way I could stay was to be married to a citizen.
A bitter life lesson, but I'm much better off away from her.
"I do"
* a skinny little runner shaved his legs
Back in high school I had this girlfriend, and she was in this lamo church choir. One day, I skipped out on watching football on Sunday afternoon with the guys to go and listen to her. She was a bitch and didn't even give me any after.