And if so, in which event(S)?
And if so, in which event(S)?
monk beating
asthmatic hacking
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Plenty of swimming records will go down.
The Bottom 10 List:
(1) The first Olympic shooting competition with live targets (protestors)
(2) The largest number of athletes' living quarters broken into to search for contraband (bibles)
(3) The first Olympics with teams equipped with Electronic Counter Measures (to avoid the host country planting illegal drugs in athletes' quarters in the athletes' absence)
(4) The fewest world leaders ever to attend an opening ceremony
(5) The first Olympic 10000 FARTLEK (with regular stops to take on O2 to avoid cardiac arrest)
(6) The first Olympic field events competition with implements equipped with GPS location devices (because the oficcials can't see the landing spots through the smog)
(7) The first 100 meters where the competitors can't see the finish line.
(8) The first Olympic competition with WADA INVITING sprinters to shoot up (epinephrine, so people with EIA can survive their events)
(9) The first pole vault competition where the competitors can't see the bar from the plant
(10) The first Olympic marathon RACEWALK (because nobody can run a marathon in that shit)
i hope you are a better coach than you are a comedian
The men's 100 WR has a decent chance of going down. I mean, not a great chance of course, but a decent one, maybe 30%. There is a slight chance the mens 400 could fall, but it's not too likely.
You know the joke's in trouble when you have to explain it in parentheses.
My prediction:No swimming records will be broken if the Drug testing is up to scratch.
The swimming results from the Australian trials would suggest that Top Australian Swimmers from the past were Mugs who never trained.
The marathon. Other than that I have not the faintest idea.