Can a human and a lawyer create offspring together?
Can a human and a lawyer create offspring together?
Well Vincent and Catherine from Broadways Beauty and The Beast tried. But I would hardly call Vincent human.
He saw a Lawyer killing a Viper
On a dunghill hard by his own stable;
And the Devil smiled, for it put him in mind
Of Cain and his brother Abel.
Now THAT is funny.
pre-fount-ainer wrote:
Can a human and a lawyer create offspring together?
That's actually a moderately funny post - which is unusual.
That is from where journalists come
that's magnificent
I don't think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You've got to work on his conscience. And his lack of conscience is what makes him a lawyer - Will Rogers
Why is there always a secret singing
When a lawyer cashes in?
Why does a hearse horse snicker
Hauling a lawyer away?
Lawyer + Human = lawman