Insanely tight calves

insanely tight calf syndrome, otherwise known as "calf psychosis" according to this guy, is nothing to joke about.

yeah, and i'm pretty sure it's not really any joking matter either. really, it's actually pretty serious. I had a friend with ITC and he didn't take it serious and by the end of the week he had cancer. we're not sure how it happened, but the two are most definitely related.

With the de-institutionalization of mentally ill calves in the 70s and 80s many psychotic calves are just roaming the streets, filling up jails and homeless shelters. I recommend some haldol 10mg- crushed and applied topically TID.

all your base are belong to us!

all your calves are belong to insane...

but seriously it's a problem.

si pues, lo tenemos aqui en mexico tambien. Esta por todas partes y ha sido muy problematico. Es muy, muy grave pues.

I'm an older guy and once upon a time I stretched three times a day then only after I ran. My calves would get sore as hell sometimes when i stretched the crap out of them and it never went away meaning if I stretched them then i was going to be sore.

I gave up stretching. Now it takes me a mile or two to get warmed up good but i run in hilly areas and doesn't running up hills stretch the crap out of your calves? and Dynamically? I think running stretches my whole body and when i'm finished running I never sit down.....I jog, then walk a while then drive home and stay on my feet for at least an hour or so or more....don't sit take a shower or ice bath etc but don't sit for a long while.

I haven't stretched in over a year and I just stood up from the puter and kept my legs straight and bent over and put my palms on the floor....

you seem too healthy to have had insanely tight calf syndrome.

you might want to get your adrenal gland checked out. My buddy had adrenal gland failure and complained about his calves being tight every time we ran before we knew he had a problem.

oatmeal legs wrote:

you might want to get your adrenal gland checked out. My buddy had adrenal gland failure and complained about his calves being tight every time we ran before we knew he had a problem.

Did that have anything to do with pheochromocytoma?

My calves suffered a temporary mental breakdown this summer. They had to be hospitalized - no amount of stretching or massage could lessen their insanity. They just sat in the corner and frothed at the mouth for days on end. It took a Tasti D Lite, 12 sticks of butter, and George Clooney to put Raging Blood Warrior and Hellish Pus Saw back together again.

Yes, I named my calves.

Bump for calf pyscosis

I doubt more than 6 people have posted on this thread. hahhaha. Awesome. for help, look at my thread, I posted it right...

Teg does not run the 10k because it results in his insanely tight calves falling off.

Vincent: "All the Chase men have great legs."

Johnny Drama: "You Got your mom's calves, I got Dad's."

Mad props to the badass mofo who started this insane thread!

wordupman wrote:

Mad props to the badass mofo who started this insane thread!

lol!

I got some insanely tight Calves on the Ranch.

Wishin they would lighten up a little.

The Hogs is gettin a bit jittery as well.