Insanely tight calves

I now realize that this issue is far more serious than I had given it at first glance.

i invented calf tightness as my final final solution just to piss off americans HAHAHAHA

I concur, the seriousness did not at first grab my full attention, but now...

insanely tight calves is a serious problem

Maybe you didn't do an insane stretch to your serious calves?

Uptight and wacked out veal is never a good thing, especially before St. Paddy's Day.

Earl has it right, actually. Stretching the tibials anterior is what contracts the calf fully, and it helps it relax.

My doctor diagnosed me with insane calf tightness a year ago. I didn't take it seriously.

My calves fell off in a week.

Your first mistake was being overdramatic. Calves can be very tight, but INSANELY tight? They are so tight they cause men to lose their minds? You are being a drama queen.

Your second mistake was to ask for serious replies only. You should have known you would receive mostly non-serious replies.

The best way to get a real answer would have been to simply pose your question, then reply to it yourself every few hours under a different name to bump it and keep it on the front page.

In fact, I'm doing you a favor right now. Or maybe I am you and this is just a bump. See how this works?

I once had insanely tight calf syndrome, but they didnt fall off, one day they just caught fire and the fire proceeded to engulf my whole body and then I died and it was bad :(

That sounds horrible, are you okay now? I hope your insanely tight calf syndrome goes away!

good luck

shut up

I hear the youthful cane, aka forest, with an avatar of alan webb with a bone, has insanely tight calf syndrome

dude, don't stretch AT ALL until you go to your doctor. My cousin had insanely tight calf syndrome, and he went from being a 1:52 800 runner to walking around in a prosthetic leg. Do'nt let your career go down the shitter like this. I repeat, see your doctor as soon as possible.

that sounds awful, showing how very srs insanely tight calf syndrome is

i was running one day and all of the sudden i feel this weird feeling in my legs. I turn around and my calves had fallen. It was the MOST INSANE run of my life in the history of ever.

I don't think it's related to mad cow, txRUNNERgirl. He said they are insanely tight and although mad cow is not completely understood, we do know enough about it to know that a cow or a calf with mad cow disease is not very good with money and would not have the propensity to be "tight" with said money. It's more likely they would eat it, step on it, or sh*t on it. Hope that helps.....

how does mad cow even sound like insane calf syndrome.

mad cow is the baby version of insanely tight calf syndrome

anybody whos ever read a book on insane calf syndrome would know that DUHHHH

fo sho mang. insanely tight calf syndrome is the grown up version of mad cow disease, and is very serious indeed. a syndrome most foul