WORST christmas gifts of 2007

Mdowns, you know who this is. I am disappointed in you. I put a lot of thought into that gift! If you don't like it you can give it back. Not to mention it is highly inappropriate to post this on a public message board.

I'm moving to Scotland in June. My brother got me a very heavy mechanic's toolset. I am a tool, but not a mechanic. I'm giving it back to him for his bday.

A one-year membership to the jelly of the month club. It's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year.

Brick Dodger wrote:

A one-year membership to the jelly of the month club. It's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year.

Thanks Eddie

Gay porn.

candy apple

OKIE wrote:

Gay porn.

Same here.

My Aunt gave me 1000 post-it notes with my name on the top of them. What the hell am i suppose to do with 1000 post-it notes?

jackoff

a brown button down from K-mart

now that's the worst gift because I actually have to wear it at some point to please the step mother.

A subscription to Runners World from my dad's new wife trying to get me to like her. It only made me hate her more.

2 small bottles of whiskey (Jack Daniels and So Co), I don't even drink the stuff. I'm just a beer drinker, but my aunt had to give me some kind of cute little stocking stuffers.

Also, my stepdad has about 15 fifths of bourbon that are just sitting around here which were his retirement gifts and he doesn't drink much anymore..

Some things make no sense

a calendar.

what the hell am i supposed to do with that?!

I got a "World's Greatest Dad" T-shirt with matching baseball hat from my kids....next year i'm not letting my kids pick something for me, i'll get my own gifts and they can wrap them up.

Cover (part of?) your aunt's car in them.

...Or anyone's car, really.

I got cologne again. I hardly ever use the stuff and I ALWAYS get some. Now I have 5 years supply built up. Sucks.

Also I always get given DVDs when I NEVER buy them (Or CDs) as I download them all. Waste of money. I could have (or int his case already had) downloaded the movie.

Maybe you smell? I'm a grateful person. I think the jam of the month thing would be cool. I did get two big bottles of wine. I guess since I turned 21 this year, I get alcohol for Xmas.

txRUNNERgirl wrote:

Maybe you smell? I'm a grateful person. I think the jam of the month thing would be cool. I did get two big bottles of wine. I guess since I turned 21 this year, I get alcohol for Xmas.

Are you really that stupid?

Your brother is in the know about jockland. You will need

that tool kit to protect yourself in Scotland.

Why importuned by a drunken jock on a Saturday night

shouting See(C) You(U) Next Tuesday just belt him with the monkey wrench. However for bus trips home you may need something more substantial, like a chain saw or pneumatic hammer.