UKS have started to issue compulsory GPS systems to athletes so they can be found for drug tests.
Never,even in the times of Hitler,would such extreme contols he used.Next will be putting athletes in concentration camps so their ever move can be monitored.It will then be that the athletes asked to go in so as to prove their innocence.Only the guilty could possibly object.
Sex will be found to increase T:E levels and this will be banned.Only the guilty will object.Dick Pound said that he is working hard to tighten the system even more as some people are still better than he was in the sixties and this cannot be allowed.He said that it is far better to kill sport than risk one person getting the three people still watching the sport excited by what may be a tainted performance.
PS. the first part is true.