Why Am I Such An @ss-hole???????

If you don't go out with girls and aren't gay, how do you get off? I hope you masterbate because you need a release. If not, incredible pressure builds up in your testes and it can cause erratic behaviour. Do you look at images of girls on the computer and get into them? Basically, what I want to know is how you express your sexuality.

SouthernDi@k wrote:

PS- This IS NOT a troll thread.

Look, you made a good run of it, but I knew you were lying when you said that women liked you less because you were an as$hole to them. Let's be honest: nothing turns women on more than being dumped upon. It awakens and confuses their deeply eroticized needs to nurture. The worse I treat women, the more they desire to be the one to "change" me. The trick is to really go over the top with it. Women like a-holes so keep at it, champ.

usually shutting the f*** up helps.

oh and having a penis, thats pretty important too.

btw, 2/10.

you could learn more from me if you wanted, but thats up in the air at this point.

cyn

qxzc wrote:

Hey Senator Craig! How's it going? You seem to be tapping your foot a lot. Are you nervous?

Are you interested? That tapping is from the next stall, buddy. If you're really interested in finding public bathroom sex for yourself this might be your lucky day. I did my dump on this thread, you can sit and enjoy the wafting fumes if you like.

Btw, your piss poor atempt at psuedo intelligence sucked!

SouthernDi@k,

While some are saying it as a put-down, I'm saying it to be serious. You are gay. Very likely gay anyway. You're a sophomore in college and you've never had a girlfriend yet you were popular and fit all through high school? And then somehow you manage to sabotage any relationship with a woman? I could give you the benefit of the doubt here and say you are outrageously shy or don't know what to say around women, but I don't think that's it. Do some self-discovery dude. Pretty sure you're gay -- at least from what you've said. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but you probably need a support group of some sort. Good luck brother, and whatever you do, don't get married just to have children and then leave them without a father and a woman who feels betrayed. If you're gay, then just be gay.

Flagpole Willy wrote:

SouthernDi@k,

While some are saying it as a put-down, I'm saying it to be serious. You are gay. Very likely gay anyway.

And now, the rest of the story:

Don't go buying rainbow decals just yet. Your problem may be low self esteem. Although you have had decent achievements and feel you are perceived as successful you may deep down feel you are really not that good. Quick test: Do you hesitate to try things that you aren't already sure you will excel at?

Perhaps you don't let people close because you fear them saying that you aren't really that good.

finally nate gooden comes clean.

OP, I don't know (and don't give a crap) whether you're gay or not. I agree with the poster(s) who suggested counseling, but that's more long term (and it would, I suspect, focus more on other things than your sexuality).

For right now, consider getting Dale Carnegie's "How to win friends and influence people." It's even older than I am, I think, but it still tells you what you need to know so you can start feeling better *now* about how you interact with others. Your library probably has it, if you don't want to spend the $$$ for the paperback.

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Separate, minor point (got this from Tom Osler's book): As you approach a peak in your competitive season, you will be much more "bristly" than at other times of the year. This is a natural phenomenon, as your system floods with energy and adrenaline and testosterone (which, for most men, is at higher levels in the fall anyway).

Don't beat yourself up too much if you're sometimes rude with folks in these next few weeks. You're going to be naturally primed for "fight or flight" until you get through the season. However, have the sense to walk away from confrontation--don't get in an *actual* fight with the big meets coming up!

Realizing and admiting you have a problem is a good first step... Your already way ahead of the game.. You may want to seek counseling to help you sort things out and to recognize negative behavior patterns.... You may also consider seeing a Dr. to make sure you do'nt have some kind of hormal imbalance that could be contributing to your problem... Good luck and be nice... Life is so much easier when your nice to the people around you...

"just very random " young kids say that all the time- you know what your biggest problem is idiot? saying crap like that..."I'm random" what a douche- a dumb gay douche.

I CAN HELP YOU!

What you need is more speed over distance. You are running too slow within your range of speed. It leaves you somewhat tired but never fulfilled. Thus your interest in the girls is low. Try this:

FIND a straight half mile path somewhere. Start at one end in a SUPER-SPRINT! Sprint hard through the entire straight stretch. When you approach the end slow to a jog and jog back the the start and do the same one more time. Do this as an additional morning workout compliment to your afternoon workouts with the team. Do it every other morning for two weeks. At the end of those two weeks you should see both improvement in your ability to race fast and your ability to reach out and touch somebodies hand.

Ok...since when does this running forum turning into someones dramatic life story? Go on Oprah man, damn not here

Gerry wrote:

I CAN HELP YOU!

What you need is more speed over distance. You are running too slow within your range of speed. It leaves you somewhat tired but never fulfilled. Thus your interest in the girls is low. Try this:

FIND a straight half mile path somewhere. Start at one end in a SUPER-SPRINT! Sprint hard through the entire straight stretch. When you approach the end slow to a jog and jog back the the start and do the same one more time. Do this as an additional morning workout compliment to your afternoon workouts with the team. Do it every other morning for two weeks. At the end of those two weeks you should see both improvement in your ability to race fast and your ability to reach out and touch somebodies hand.

Best metaphor ever.

Gerry wrote:

I CAN HELP YOU!

What you need is more speed over distance. You are running too slow within your range of speed. It leaves you somewhat tired but never fulfilled. Thus your interest in the girls is low. Try this:

FIND a straight half mile path somewhere. Start at one end in a SUPER-SPRINT! Sprint hard through the entire straight stretch. When you approach the end slow to a jog and jog back the the start and do the same one more time. Do this as an additional morning workout compliment to your afternoon workouts with the team. Do it every other morning for two weeks. At the end of those two weeks you should see both improvement in your ability to race fast and your ability to reach out and touch somebodies hand.

Start in Washington State, and SPRINT all the way to Hawaii! NEVER get in touch with your wife and kids again! SUPER-SPRINT your way out of that situation! It won't cure your from being an asshole, but BOY WILL YOU RUN FAST!

I'll go with 4/10.

To humor you though, pissing off women and being an asshole is one thing. Doing it before you've slept with them is a bit unique although you'd be an asshole either way.

I believe the general progression is usually, attraction; a few weeks of sex; then blow them off and act like a mean-spirited asshole as they begin to annoy the living crap out of you. The first two steps are pretty much key, so if you're somehow skipping those two...well...you're pretty clueless. Or gay. I don't know any other reason for skipping straight to the end of that process. I guess you could be really drunk most of the time?

welcome to my world, just keep partying and keepin it real.

obviously thinks that's somewhere near the gay world record for the distance.

Now, if there wasnt a near exact clone of this thread not 6 hours earlier, i'd almost believe that you were not a troll.

8.5/10 for persistance

the upshot is wrote:

qxzc wrote:

Hey Senator Craig! How's it going? You seem to be tapping your foot a lot. Are you nervous?

Are you interested? That tapping is from the next stall, buddy. If you're really interested in finding public bathroom sex for yourself this might be your lucky day. I did my dump on this thread, you can sit and enjoy the wafting fumes if you like.

Btw, your piss poor atempt at psuedo intelligence sucked!

What a moron! You tried to make fun of my intelligence but spelled pseudo incorrectly. This is too easy.