(Beverly Hillbilly's melody).....
There once was a man, a man named Beck...
A poor mountain man, never ran to spec.
Then one day while plodding down the road,
Up from the swamp came a talking toad....
Freak toad that is, circus material, French foghorn.... you get the picture....
Well...All Beck's friends said move away from there...y'all going to be a millionare....Letterman, Leno, the late show with Conan Obrien....we're a coming!!!!
So all Beck's family piled in to a truck
and headed down to the Gap and the rest is history...