Some say Love is just an Illusion
That burns deep inside your head
But when a Friend goes bad, that's the Last Illusion
'Cuz Friendship is the only beast that's never known
to bite until it's dead - J F Murphy
Some say Love is just an Illusion
That burns deep inside your head
But when a Friend goes bad, that's the Last Illusion
'Cuz Friendship is the only beast that's never known
to bite until it's dead - J F Murphy
"Shoot, coward, you're only going to kill a man"
"God we give you Curly. Don't piss him off."
keep a word file of ones that i like for amusement. here's a few that i've saved:
Waiting are they? Waiting are they? Well--let 'em wait.
In response to an attending doctor who attempted to comfort him by saying, "General, I fear the angels are waiting for you."
~~ Ethan Allen, American Revolutionary general, d. 1789
Am I dying or is this my birthday?
When she woke briefly during her last illness and found all her family around her bedside.
~~ Lady Nancy Astor, d. 1964
Nothing, but death.
When asked by her sister, Cassandra, if there was anything she wanted.
~~ Jane Austen, writer, d. July 18, 1817
How were the receipts today at Madison Square Garden?
~~ P. T. Barnum, entrepreneur, d. 1891
I am ready to die for my Lord, that in my blood the Church may obtain liberty and peace.
~~ Thomas à Becket, Archbishop of Canterbury, d.1170
Now comes the mystery.
~~ Henry Ward Beecher, evangelist, d. March 8, 1887
I have tried so hard to do the right.
~~ Grover Cleveland, US President, d. 1908
Damn it . . . Don't you dare ask God to help me.
To her housekeeper, who had begun to pray aloud.
~~ Joan Crawford, actress, d. May 10, 1977
It is very beautiful over there.
~~ Thomas Alva Edison, inventor, d. October 18, 1931
I knew it. I knew it. Born in a hotel room - and God damn it - died in a hotel room.
~~ Eugene O'Neill, writer, d. November 27, 1953
I love you Sarah. For all eternity, I love you.
Spoken to his wife.
~~ James K. Polk, US President, d. 1849
How about this for a headline for tomorrow's paper? French fries.
Executed in electric chair in Oklahoma.
~~ James French, d. 1966
"I don't need bodyguards" - Jimmy Hoffa
"Put me back on my bike."
- Tom Simpson
How can no one have posted this yet???
"Et tu, Brute?"
-Julius Caesar
"I do not breathe, therefore, I am not".
That is my planned comment.
Steven Wright wishes his first word had been "quote" so that his last word could be "unquote".
Thank God I have done my duty
Don't worry, the gun's loaded with blanks.
"Moose . . . Indian . . ."
Go tell the Spartans, passers by, that here obedient to their laws we lie.
Stonewall Jackson trumps him.
"let us cross over the river, and rest under the shade of the trees."
southern gentleman wrote:
Stonewall Jackson trumps him.
"let us cross over the river, and rest under the shade of the trees."
That's probably why someone posted this quote on page one of the thread...