"Hey watch this."
"Hey watch this."
"Dude, trust me, i'm an excellent drunk driver"
"Feed my cats"
Oh I didn't think that would happen
or
Hey guys look at me
or
See it's perfectly safe
This doesn't really fit this thread, but I always liked the Warren Zevon line, "I'll see you in the next life. Wake me up for meals."
See you in a anotha life brutha
some death row guy at his lethal injection: "man, this is some nasty!"
and i think it was aaron burr, or another politican who was asked as he died what he saw, and he said: "about this I'm coy" RIP! what an ass
I have offended God because the quality of my work has not been what it should have been.
-Leonardo da Vinci
Fun thread. Here are mine:
"It is finished." - Jesus Christ
Is everyone all right?
Christopher Wren - 17th c. English Architect, Inventor
Epitaph in St. Paul's Cathedral
Lector, si monumentum requiris, circumspice ("Reader, if you seek his monument, look around you").
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iloverunning824 wrote:
"It is finished." - Jesus Christ
Some bible scholars have said this was an incorrect translation. Quite possibly, what he instead said was, "It has been accomplished."
For what it's worth.
Thomas Jefferson's epitaph supposedly says, "Here Lies An American."
"My only regret is that I have but one life to lose for my country"
-Nathan Hale, standing on the gallows in September 1776. He was America's first spy to be executed by an enemy.
Not an epitaph, but Nightstalker Richard Ramirez as he walked out of court after being sentenced to death:
"I always knew death came with the territory, I'll see you in Disneyland"
Bill Clinton:
"I did not have sexual relations with that woman" or "...I did not inhale."
Of course, W has a few as well.
Drunk Guy wrote:
"Hey watch this."
"That aint nothin'!!"
"Well, we already bought the tickets"
-Abraham Lincoln
Pistol Pete Maravich finishes a pick up game of basketball... "I've never felt better in my life." boom has a heart attack and dies.
Marlon Perkins from Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom:
"While Jim goes downstream, I'll play with this harmless tarantula"