Charity Beer Mile - Aug 29 - North Vancouver, BC

Charity Beer Mile.

Now I've seen everything.

Really? You've seen everything? Must have been tough to watch your mom have sex with the whole football team...

On a serious note, you might have plenty of support for amateur athletics in the states (assuming of course that is where you are), but here in Canada you have a better chance of making money selling pictures of your nude grandma then getting money out of our government.

Thanks for your support.

Eric

I have a beer mile question. I am wondering if you start timing the beer mile when you start chugging the first beer or when you take off after you finish the first beer. I know the time doesn't stop after it starts until you finish the last lap But this is one area that is grey to me. I need to know specifics. I am planning to break 6minutes after cross season in the beer mile. It's a blast and me and my teammates are gonna start our after nationals celebration this way. Thanks.

Gotta love Canada. Lord knows you couldn't get away with a charity beer mile held at a high school track here in the states.

I certainly feel sorry for you. I don't know how you deal with the permanent urinary tract infection, or your bad case of micro-penis. Plus, it's hard to have respect for anyone who has the "balls" to slam someone without identifying who they are. I guess the motto of "live life with courage" wouldn't apply to you.

And guess what EAT ME, alot of people care about Canada and my stupid beer mile. And further, if I can contribute to a few aspiring athletes going on a trip to a great meet, then I think it's worth abuse from worthless individuals such as yourself.

Besides, you'd probably get your ass kicked anyway. By me, with one leg tied behind my back, and your mother cheering me on.

Oh wait, one more thing. Fuck you.

Thanks for your time.

Apologies to those who actually have to read this shit.

Eric

Hey

Timing for the beer mile starts with the crack of the can and finishes once you've run your last lap. If you manage to break 6 minutes you will become one of my personal heroes.

Check out

www.beermile.com

Good luck at nationals.

Eric

I don't run the mile very fast, but I'm good at drinking beer, so I think I could crack 6 minutes. I wish I could get to North Van for this event.

Have a great time, guys!

Eric Langhjelm wrote:

Really? You've seen everything? Must have been tough to watch your mom have sex with the whole football team...

On a serious note, you might have plenty of support for amateur athletics in the states (assuming of course that is where you are), but here in Canada you have a better chance of making money selling pictures of your nude grandma then getting money out of our government.

Thanks for your support.

Eric

Ouch. Relax buddy, I was just kidding around. I mean, c'mon, you gotta admit, it sounds funny. Charity beer mile. Not too far off from charity kegger.

Reading the filth spewing from your mouth would keep me away from any event you are trying to promote. I have sent your replies to Athletics Canada and Athletics BC to show the type of person you are. Any parent would not want any assoc't with you after reading this thread.

Bump

First, I have to apologize for inciting such an agressive response. Obviously I got carried away with what I was writing.

That being said, you could at least do me the courtesy of identifying yourself. I may have potty mouth, but I don't try and hind behind anonymity.

As far as Athletics Canada and BC Athletics goes, I could give a rat's ass. I do more to support amatuer, grassroots athletics in my parts then either of these two governing bodies. You might not like my words, and I agree they aren't appropriate in this forum, but your kids might need people like me in the future once Athletics Canada has died a slow, drawn out death.

Track is a dying sport and if the only way I can raise money to help out some local athletes is to host a beer mile, then I offer no apology.

And finally, "He without sin casts the first stone."

Get off your pedestal.

Give me a call and we can talk. 604.987.5901

Eric Langhjelm

say, what kind of Miler do I have to be to run break the world record in the beer mile. I am currently a 4:16 miler and a good but not great chugger. basically what I am asking is how fast are the top beer milers in the record book.

People often debate whether it's more important to be a stud runner or a hard drinker in order to be a great beer miler. Both camps are wrong. To be a great beer miler, you need to be...a great beer miler. There are plenty of examples of seriously fast runners (4:00-4:05 milers) who can drink and chug with the best of them, but who simply cannot run a beer mile faster than 8 or 9 minutes. The skill of running AND drinking at the same time is something some have, and others don't. And the only way to find out if YOU have it is to try it.

And for the foolish youngsters announcing their plans to break 6min...it's way, way harder than you think.

Oh, and lest you forget: puking at any point during the race entails a 400m penalty lap. So to run a 6:00 beer mile, YOU MUST KEEP ALL THE BEER DOWN!

Why don't you blow it out your ass ,you f***ing pin head. No one cares about f***ing Canada or your stupid beer run.