My parents live in a gated residential community that features a fine 18-hole championship golf course that I run on regularly. Tonight at 1:00 or 2:00 in the morning, when it is pitch dark and most people are asleep, I will run the whole 18 hole (4.5 mile) loop wearing nothing except a pair of racing flats. I would run barefooted but I have to be ready to run into the bushes, through other people's yards, and on the road if I get spotted by the security gaurd. The golf course is pretty secure and, although there are many houses situated along the fairways, it is unlikely that anyone will spot me in the dark. The bigger problem is that the golf course is separated by strethes of road in a few places and these will be risky to trasverse in my birthday suit. I am doing this simply as a cheap thrill and not to derive any kind of sexual arousal. I expect that it will go over well and be harmless and exciting. Even if I get spotted by the gaurds there will be little that he can do because he has to keep his truck on the cart path and I easily run off the golf course to get away from him. Wish me luck!