I know this is a rehash of an older thread, but wondered what the most interesting things is that you all have found while out on a run? Recently, my neighbor an I were out for a run when we came across a pair of discarded thong underwear. Another time my neighbor saw a bag in the road, he picked it up and found a brand new Cher cd unopened, along with a receipt for it. He did the wise thing and took it back and got a refund!
Note that this is Swede and not Super Swede. You're on your own here, big man.
yup...seen that before. actually, just saw it about a month ago. there were 2 of them, just laying in the road, didnt look too pretty imho.
Saturday I was finishing my long run at Memorial Park, the running mecca of Houston, when my friend and I ran by a woman who was jogging in a thong under her drooping shorts.
That's crazy, but she did look good.
Swede wrote:
I know this is a rehash of an older thread, but wondered what the most interesting things is that you all have found while out on a run? Recently, my neighbor an I were out for a run when we came across a pair of discarded thong underwear. Another time my neighbor saw a bag in the road, he picked it up and found a brand new Cher cd unopened, along with a receipt for it. He did the wise thing and took it back and got a refund!
Sorry about the thong. It was a bet. I told that chick there was no way she could get that thing off while riding on the back of a Harley at 80 mph. Damn, was I wrong! You wouldn't believe what else she could do while sitting on the back of that thing either.
Trust me on the Cher CD, Evel has nothing to do with that crap!
Sean,
Breath deeply and relax. It will be alright.
Went on the thong underwear loop yesterday. They were gone, someone must have gotten home, realized they didn't have them on and went back to get them. hahahha
I love thong underwear.
This thing right here
Is lettin all the ladies know
What guys talk about
You know
The finer things in life
Hahaha
Check it out
Ooh dat dress so scandalous
And ya know another nigga couldn't handle it
See ya shakin that thang like who's da ish
With a look in ya eye so devilish
Uh
Ya like to dance at all the hip hop spots
And ya cruise to the crews like connect da dots
Not just urban she likes the pop
Cuz she was livin la vida loca
BRIDGE
She had dumps like a truck truck truck
Thighs like what what what
Baby move your butt butt butt
Uh
I think to sing it again
She had dumps like a truck truck truck
Thighs like what what what
All night long
Let me see that thong
CHORUS
I like it when the beat goes da na da na
Baby make your booty go da na da na
Girl I know you wanna show da na da na
That thong th thong thong thong
I like it when the beat goes da na da na
Baby make your booty go da na da na
Girl I know you wanna show da na da na
That thong th thong thong thong
That girl so scandalous
And I know another nigga couldn't handle it
And she shakin that thang like who's da ish
With a look in her eye so devilish
Uh
She like to dance at all the hip hop spots
And she cruise to the crews like connect da dots
Not just urban she likes the pop
Cuz she was livin la vida loca
BRIDGE
CHORUS (2x)
Whoaaa
That dress so scandalous
And I swear another nigga couldn't handle it
See ya shakin that thang like who's da ish
With a look in her eye so devilish
(Whoa)
Uh ya like to dance at all the hip hop spots
And ya cruise to the crews like connect da dots
Not just urban ya like the pop
Cuz she was livin la vida loca
(Whoa)
She had dumps like a truck truck truck
Thighs like what what what
Baby move your butt butt butt
(Ooh)
Uh think to sing it again
Cuz she had dumps like a truck truck truck
Thighs like what what what
Baby move your butt butt butt
Uh think to sing it again
Come on
Come on
Come on
Come on
Yeahhhh yeah
CHORUS (3x)
Whoa
Uh alright
Uh whoa yeah
Ooh
Whoa
(Like it when the beat goes da na da na)
(Baby make your booty go da na da na)
(Girl I know you wanna show da na da na)
Baby
(That thong th thong thong thong)
(I like it when the beat goes da na da na)
(Baby make your booty go da na da na)
(Girl I know you wanna show da na da na)
(That thong th thong thong thong)
Things I've found include: A zippered CD case full of (mostly bad) CDs, a snapshot of a guy in stockings and a garter belt standing in front of a mirror and holding his unit, skinned and de-fleshed deer skeletons discarded by hunters (presumably), a split tash bag full of marijuana plants and various other things less worthy of comment.
I love good thongs and i cannot lie..any one point me to some great thong pics online??
Yesterday I found 3 guys screwing in some bushes during my run. I was so shocked and grossed out that I simply stopped my run and went home.
enter "rate my thong" under goggle. set yourself free.
I was running a morning run by myself in college( where I won't reveal-don't want to hurt anyone's recruiting efforts)and I found a 1/2oz bag of weed lying basically in the gutter. I picked it up and since it was the middle of the season sold it to dope smoking buddy of mine. I have found a few other cool things but that was the most unexpected.
red dragon wrote:
enter "rate my thong" under goggle. set yourself free.
Well done my man. When you're bringing stuff like this to the table you can hang at the mansion anytime. I'm drinking some Turkey in your honor as we speak.
makes the $5 I once found look like shit!
That Cher CD belonged to TomM. We must have dropped it on his way to f*** his liberal dog in the park here in Portland. Ass-rammer.