I'm planning on taking a vacation to Hell in a couple weeks, want to get a great tan. Anyone know of any places there where I can run?
I'm planning on taking a vacation to Hell in a couple weeks, want to get a great tan. Anyone know of any places there where I can run?
You are in luck, there is a road race there next weekend.
10 miler and a 4.8 miler all on dirt roads.
http://www.runmichigan.com/eventcalendar/list/AUG03.1050412636.8268.html
Oh, and I'm also planning a side trip to Purgatory, so any info on hotels there would be appreciated. Thanks
How about a race? See the link.
Say "Hello" to Uday and Qusay for me.
Uday's response: "Where the hell are my 72 virgins?!"
Can't deliver Purgatory but can offer Paradise in the same state (although in a different peninsula) as Hell. I've been to both and just the getting to Paradise is worth the effort. Hell, on the other hand, is just a place you pass thru on the way to somewhere else.
Yeah....Terre Haute has a great XC course
Call your travel agent and demand a refund - they're trying to rip you off!!! There is no Hell or Purgatory. If they persist in trying to sell you trips to Heaven, Paradise, or to any other places that don't exist, tell them that you're reporting them to the Better Business Bureau.
if you're gonna be in paradise let me know as I live just down the hill.
Is hell the same place as georgia? Seems like it to me.
EITS wrote:
if you're gonna be in paradise let me know as I live just down the hill.
That would be Munising, eh? Say ya to da UP!
Yeah, and Climax isn't too far from Hell either....
AH wrote:
Yeah, and Climax isn't too far from Hell either....
Climax is a lot closer to Scotts than Hell. And Scotts, I'm pleased to say, is upstate from Colon! Everything being equal, I'd still rather visit Paradise as the trip is as nice as being there. Plenty of runners go to Hell as there are 3 races that travel in and around the backwater place and maybe 97% of the time is spent on trails or on dirt/sand roads.
Yer going on vacation to Hell,Michigan?
All that's there is a gas station.
Are you f***ing the fat ugly toothless women behind the counter???
Get a f***in life.
PP