So Allegheny Pulls an Upset

Marco Dozzi Fan Club President wrote:

ONE TIME, someone in Arizona said something about Marco Dozzi's mom. He RAN to their house and punched them in the face. RAN THERE. Their house was far away. FAR. like 1267 miles. LOOK IT UP! He's a track-stud. China sent him a letter to ask if he would breed with their women to create super-athletes. How many kids from Haverford can say that? They probably don't even know where China is, or Arizona (so they couldn't have completed the aforementioned task either).

w/e hanson, you're f***ed up

Who cares how many times their top guys went under 26. Where were their 5th place guys? I dont know anything about their team but you can have a good team without any stand outs.

“If we pay them ten times they might win nine of them. But not this game”

its the national race that decides the nationals... not the polls, the rankings, the past races... good for Alleghany for going in there believing that this time they would beat all those other teams that beat them before.

Brag while you can wrote:

Yes sir, brag while you can because Allegheny will not be a trophy team again for decades. You heard it here first. I do not care if they return the entire team, it was a fluke. Nice job though

What does that even mean? Brag while you can. Well duh. Why would you brag if you had nothing to brag about (refer to your current status). It'd be pretty funny if you were bragging, because remember, you lost.

A fluke by the way is the back of a whale's tail. That's how they are identified to oceanographers. But then again you probably didn't know that either. You couldn't even run to the library to brush up on sea mammal biology.

Sorry. I am not just the president of this club, but a member. And as such, we cordially invite you to a party for all the losers. We'll provide the cheese, and you just bring what you're good at bringing (and it ain't running).

allegheny top 5 are still as ugly as all f***. maybe they should start running races with cash prizes so they can save up for face transplants

Nitro wrote:

This is definintly a comment of a sore loser.

for the second time, I'm fairly confident that poster was being sarcastic...

allegheny only did so well because it was muddy...not because they are \"mudders\" or other teams lack this ability....but because mud resembles shit and these guys spend so much time playing in their own crap they felt right at home.

Brag while you can wrote:

Yes sir, brag while you can because Allegheny will not be a trophy team again for decades. You heard it here first. I do not care if they return the entire team, it was a fluke. Nice job though

There are no flukes in racing. No one runs anything they haven't trained to be able to run.

Sorry Allegheny destroyed your team. They'll probably do it again next year, because they almost do return everyone.

And I don't go to Allegheny. I just respect them. They did what every team wants to do -- run their best race when it matters the most.

and another wrote:

allegheny top 5 are still as ugly as all f***. maybe they should start running races with cash prizes so they can save up for face transplants

this and the crap comment were completely unnecessary