How to Be most aplha?

Go sub 4

in the ‘thon

First step - stop posting on LR forums

Make sure your cacca is long and girthy and can stay hard for a long time. Diet rich in legumes is good for that.

You’ll never be the best by asking other how to be the best. To be the man you gotta beat the man

1. Never let on how much you like a girl.
2. Always call the shots.
3. Act like wherever you are – that’s the place to be.
4. When ordering food, find out what she wants then order for both of you. It’s a classy move.
5. When it comes to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.

Do you have 5 more?

No, but I can tell you the secret sauce at All American Burger is just Thousand Island.

The first step to being more ALPHA is learning how to spell the word.

Necessary but not sufficient.

Other than that, them that tells don't know. And them that knows don't tell.

Dude, the spelling error in the title doomed you. You'll never be aplha at this rate...

Seriously though, if you have to talk about "being alpha" or practice acting a certain way, then you are not really alpha. Best case scenario, you could learn to fake acting alpha and hope nobody really gets to know you. But is that sustainable or really what you want?

As for real advice on how to be alpha, the magic bullet is to do two things at once:

1. Be very hard working in your personal life: stoic, athletic, strong, motivated, push yourself, study hard, get up early...

and

2. Be very kind and open-minded in your interactions with others: ask questions, listen, be patient, smile, laugh at your own mistakes, be super generous, thoughtful, chivalrous...

But remember, if you have to say it, you aren't alpha. Just like a person who tells people, "I'm rich" isn't really rich.

within

First you get the money. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get the girl.

You mess with him, you mess with the best.

Quit distance running.

She must be somebody's baby.

Be the one who doesn't fall apart. Every family - or group - needs a stable presence that reassures everyone else that we can get through...whatever.

- Grow a patchy little beard

- Furnish your home with a deck chair, an Xbox, and a lightly used container of Montreal steak spice, no more, no less.

- Describe any and all women as 'females'

- Do not, under any circumstances, consume plain water.

- Begin all political discussions with strangers in the YMCA hot tub.

- If you absolutely must express emotion, do so by punching the nearest wall.

- Any and all transgressions shall be addressed by arguing that the current accepted definition of 'alpha' is in fact misguided and ultimately inferior to the one that conveniently describes your own self-image, and/or you just made up.

Improving your spellchecking would be a good start.