Sometimes I’ll turn on the sink to drown out the defecation sounds from my butt. But Obviously this isn’t an option at porta-potties at the start of races (no running water). What do you do, if anything, to drown out loud pooping sounds? A couple ideas I had were making bird calls or even just belting out a song like We Are The Champiions. Your thoughts appreciated.
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O'Hare Airport tops the list for the most musical toilets.
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fire alarm. not only does it make a loud noise but other people get out of the toilets quickly and you'll be the only one there.
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It's the smell, not the noise, that the other runners will be worried about.
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Midwest stool sitter wrote:
O'Hare Airport tops the list for the most musical toilets.
You should hear the noises coming from the stalls at MSP ;)
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no one gives a poop
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Adjust your sphincter to lower the volume. You don't have to blow everything out at level 11 when you can turn things down to 4 or 5. If you don't understand, blow up a balloon and then practice letting the air out of it by adjusting the pressure your fingers put on the escaping air. Notice how you can make things louder or quieter. Many people figure this out as children.
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I always just yell loudly when I'm going: "Take that, you dirty little potty! Ooh, who's a naughty bowl? Yeah, you're a naughty bowl! Bad bowls get cooorrrrnnnn!"
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Restroom Noises wrote:
Sometimes I’ll turn on the sink to drown out the defecation sounds from my butt. But Obviously this isn’t an option at porta-potties at the start of races (no running water). What do you do, if anything, to drown out loud pooping sounds? A couple ideas I had were making bird calls or even just belting out a song like We Are The Champiions. Your thoughts appreciated.
I increase the volume on the defecation sounds.
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Larry Craig wrote:
Midwest stool sitter wrote:
O'Hare Airport tops the list for the most musical toilets.
You should hear the noises coming from the stalls at MSP ;)
This is why I refuse to eat the bloated and overly expensive food in airports. Do you really need an $8 cinnabun? What about a $30 burger and fries? $50 Chili's? One bad thing leads to another.
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Larry Craig wrote:
Midwest stool sitter wrote:
O'Hare Airport tops the list for the most musical toilets.
You should hear the noises coming from the stalls at MSP ;)
By virtue of being a homosexual, Larry Craig is automatically a left winger. The joke's on you.
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I haven’t pooped in 6 years
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It sucks feeling self conscious crapping next to a colleague. The best approach is to just let it rip, wash your hands normally, don't sit in the stall waiting, or rush out. Give a curt nod if they end up at the next sink.
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One thing I hate is going to use a porta potty and seeing a giant pile of fresh, brown toothpaste in the bowl. FFS cover it up with some TP or swish it around with your poop stick
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Restroom Noises wrote:
Sometimes I’ll turn on the sink to drown out the defecation sounds from my butt. But Obviously this isn’t an option at porta-potties at the start of races (no running water). What do you do, if anything, to drown out loud pooping sounds? A couple ideas I had were making bird calls or even just belting out a song like We Are The Champiions. Your thoughts appreciated.
WTF is wrong with you? Blast it out and be proud.
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why did I accidentally read and click on this thread thinking it was "bedroom noises"
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I like pooping noises. Turns me on. What's wrong with you??
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Restroom Noises wrote:
But Obviously this isn’t an option at porta-potties at the start of races (no running water).
Why wouldn't you just poop at home before the race?
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does your home have a bathroom? wrote:
Restroom Noises wrote:
But Obviously this isn’t an option at porta-potties at the start of races (no running water).
Why wouldn't you just poop at home before the race?
The worst part is when you go before a run at home, thinking you're in the all-clear, and then 15 minutes in, you're scrambling for a portapotty (even the plastic ones) for relief. In the winter they are all gone but the maintenance crews put them back in the summer.
Columbus Runners: there is a nice one by the Olentangy Trail tennis courts in Worthington.
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