And, under my direction, all runners in the race will, the night before the race at dinner, be required to present an envelope with $5,000 in unmarked $100s to a gentleman name Vito who will be standing near the chocolate fountain. When they hand it to Vito, they are to say the words "For El Jefe" and give a tug of their right ear. Upon receipt of the envelope, Vito will hand you your entry lanyard to the starting line area.
Failure to do so will result in a knock on your door around 3:30am. You don't want to know what happens if you don't answer the door.