Sun Yingjie wrote:
I AM INNOCENT OF ALL CHARGES! I have good reason for drugs in my body. 2 week before race I have sex with American man call Jason. He pump me full with drug infected semen and that how I test positive.
I not guilty of take drugs.
A player in the Greek national football team (think it's Zagorakis, can't remember) is refusing to be drug tested, claiming that because he's seeing two women (both hot Greek celebrities, to the extent that's not an oxymoron) and having so much sex, his testosterone levels are above legal limits.
Natually he's been suspended on failure to appear for testing, but of all the lame excuses... Of course, with the Greeks' proud recent doping traditions we all believe him.