Villanova takes HUGE hit!!!!!!!!

Breaking news: I heard that the reason why Big East hasn't been held at Nova lately is because the track is about 50m short. Measured by the same guy who built the Stanford track. There was a big cover-up about it. I think Craig Masback and Regina Jacobs were involved somehow (and the guy who built the funky wood carving on his front lawn too).

If you are refering to the Bunnies on County Line. Then I would like to confirm what you have written.

Once while running Eastern I decided to check out the statue. I noticed that one of the bunny ears had a hinge on it which opened a secret door. Upon entry I found pics of USATF Athletes doing many personal things while in the privacy of their homes. Along with those pictures I discoved a name plate that had engraved on it "USATF CEO." and another that had engraved "RJ" I thought it a little sketchy so I jetted out ASAP.

Heed what I say Beware of the Bunnies!

what the hell happened to this cool thread? craig mazback ruined my life. i've never slept with a woman. thanks a lot craig.

yea speaking of nova's short track, I guess that's how they snuck Jabaut in the 1500 last year at NCAA's...Everyone knows those Tuppeny Twilight times were fudged.

Didn't he run his qualifier at GA Tech?

What is James Osborne up to these days?

Benedict:

Thanks for asking. I am out on Long Island working for an Engineering consulting firm. Been trying to get back into shape, but have making little progress.

Osborn -out

and now the question everyone has been thinking but no one has written,, WHERE IS NICKERSON!!!

please feel free to comment.

and for strong mad : KEEP IT ROLLING!

Who?

No wonder Nova has a reputation as the gayest school on the east coast.

It's because you are all gay.

Beware the bunnies. There was also a freshly built funky wood carving on Lancaster Ave, about 200m east of the track. Unless he got rid of it already.

apparently I Run for G-Town doesn't realize that i am Leon Phelps. i like ladies. also i like sweet bus station skanks, and doin it public bathrooms, and oh yeah, more ladies.

That koala statue is just weird. I heard that Nate Miller and Osbourne are behind it somehow. You know how much fatty loves koalas, and well nobody really understands Miller all that well. The last we've heard of Miller was that he was running around Bryn Mawr, asking random people ?Donde esta Texas? I'm sure he's involved in it, he's a creeper, shadier than Tantino by far.

Knibb High Football Rules!!!!!

I heard that PD was driving his car down 95S on the way back to Villanova with some chick. Passes a Cop while this girl lifts up her head from his lap. The Cop is staring straight at PD's car and the girl rolls down the window spits and smiles. Apparently the cops pulls him over just to say, "Nice job young man."

firebird baby69, that is an excellent question! where the hell is NICKERSON? did grandpa hang up the spikes to take on the world as philly's new district attorney? can we get some closure to this issue?

and for osborn, aka. Fatty McEatsAlot, he is never going to get in shape if he keeps inhaling pounds of bacon at 3am after a long night of wine in a box...

dont forget to hit up dj elmo B at envy fri night spinning the hottest hip hop, trance, rap, country, folk & new age music.

one time i was in that house (on the Haverford loop) and i did the biggest gravity bong hit i've ever done. i couldn't get home, so i just slept on the lawn. it was awesome.

oh wait this isn't about taking that kind of huge hit is it?

i'm so glad the cheat is not dead.

i love the cheat, i love fatty, and i love nickerson,, but not in a gay sort of way, not that there's anything wrong with that,, i just choose a different lifestyle,, KEEP IT ROLLING HOTDOGS!

i did in fact kill nickerson, though his stuff was really gross and smelly so i just burned it to create a smoke screen to hide my escape because his girlfriend was coming to try and wreak vengeance on me, or she just wanted the stuff, im not sure...