amchugh89 wrote:
I’ve noticed women love these a lot. I think there’s some kind of strange but common complex.
Yeah you're right, read what I just posted in my last post above yours.
amchugh89 wrote:
I’ve noticed women love these a lot. I think there’s some kind of strange but common complex.
Yeah you're right, read what I just posted in my last post above yours.
Weight548 wrote:
ted_ wrote:
Comes over , we smoke a joint , lay on the couch and start cuddling . Tells me I can put on anything I want.
Since I'm a fan of murder documentaries I put on a female murder documentary and she started getting really creeped out. Idk maybe she thought I was going to murder her or something. Anyways after we finished the second joint she's just like "I ccccan't do this" and leaves
Feelsweirdman. was pretty hot too.
You're befuddled, on the grounds that she said "whatever approves of me." She didn't anticipate that you should be a telepath, yet she anticipated that you should utilize some good judgment. You might have requested pizza, burgers, Chinese, Italian, indian, and so forth and so on You didn't need to pick something extraordinary: a narrative, however a homicide narrative. A homicide narrative, however one zeroing in on the way that the casualty was a lady. On the off chance that you needed to watch a narrative, it might have been about cushy creatures or something. Or then again in the event that it totally must be about homicide, at any rate go with tiger lord.
Is this a bot? It cracked me up.
ted_ wrote:
Comes over , we smoke a joint , lay on the couch and start cuddling . Tells me I can put on anything I want.
Since I'm a fan of murder documentaries I put on a female murder documentary and she started getting really creeped out. Idk maybe she thought I was going to murder her or something. Anyways after we finished the second joint she's just like "I ccccan't do this" and leaves
Feelsweirdman. was pretty hot too.
The Ted Bundy school for seduction. A fine piece of trolling there. Ted.
Hahahahahahahahaha
ted_ wrote:
Comes over , we smoke a joint , lay on the couch and start cuddling . Tells me I can put on anything I want.
Since I'm a fan of murder documentaries I put on a female murder documentary and she started getting really creeped out. Idk maybe she thought I was going to murder her or something. Anyways after we finished the second joint she's just like "I ccccan't do this" and leaves
Feelsweirdman. was pretty hot too.
Try a little sensitivity. Maybe she was murdered when she was younger. You never know what people have gone through.
ted_ wrote:
Comes over , we smoke a joint , lay on the couch and start cuddling . Tells me I can put on anything I want.
Since I'm a fan of murder documentaries I put on a female murder documentary and she started getting really creeped out. Idk maybe she thought I was going to murder her or something. Anyways after we finished the second joint she's just like "I ccccan't do this" and leaves
Feelsweirdman. was pretty hot too.
you should only troll once a day, otherwise, the act gets old.
did she try to give you advice in running on the way out the door?
Dude, I've been there.
Put on my favorite Starcraft 2 streamer and she just left after like 1 game?!
ted_ wrote:
Comes over , we smoke a joint , lay on the couch and start cuddling . Tells me I can put on anything I want.
Since I'm a fan of murder documentaries I put on a female murder documentary and she started getting really creeped out. Idk maybe she thought I was going to murder her or something. Anyways after we finished the second joint she's just like "I ccccan't do this" and leaves
Feelsweirdman. was pretty hot too.
Who says "chick" anymore? What is it like 1995?
bfef wrote:
Just the wrong woman. My girlfriend would be into that. She watches true crime documentaries all the time about serial killers and stuff, which frankly I'm not that into.
Your girlfriend knows you and is presumably comfortable with you. You’re not some random person.
Dude, you screwed up. Live and learn.
If your goal was to get laid, how could that possibly be the right thing to put on?
She prob got paranoid with the stuff too.
Put on something funny and silly, you guys laugh a lot and that excites her etc.
Damnson.jpg
You should have put on some split shorts and a funny hat.
I was going to give you a 1/10, but you have managed to convince the other posters that this was a true story.
So I am giving you an 8/10 for coming up with a ridiculously fake story that has fooled everyone.
From the way you phrased it, I assumed you must have put on women's lingerie or something
3/10, you should've played Huey Lewis and the News' undisputed masterpiece Hip to be Square instead.
Pretty funny because I had a Bumble date a few weeks ago. We watched a documentary about a woman who murdered her boyfriend (my suggestion), and then we smashed. You win some you lose some OP, keep slapping on those murder docs.
Amateur..... you had her high laying on the couch.
The tv should have been off and the remote should have ended up in her backside.
Millinials........
Probably a rap fan
Not just a murder documentary, but one focusing on the fact that the victim was a woman. If you had to watch a documentary, it could have been about fluffy animals or something or https://vidmate.bet/. Or if it absolutely had to be about murder, at least go with tiger king.
There are not only documentaries about the crime, but also documents that emphasize that the victim is a woman. If you have to watch a documentary, it could be about fur animals or something similar.
Or, if he's definitely going to be killed, at least look at Tiger King.