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Following Trump's claim that he needs absolute presidential immunity, three more groups applied for similar immunity.
SURGEONS: “Without immunity we will be forced to do our jobs correctly. We refuse to work under such harsh and ethical conditions. If we are sued every time we cut off the wrong leg, that will force us to only cut off the correct leg, causing undue stress.”
DRUNK DRIVERS: “We demand immunity from any accidents we cause. We believe that accidents are a natural part of driving while intoxicated. If we face legal action every time we run someone over, we will still do it, but it will lesson our enjoyment.”
CRIMINALS: “Without absolute immunity, we face the prospect of incarceration every time we commit a crime. This is unAmerican and will greatly diminish our ability to explore murder, burglaries, and other forms of employment.
Is that the country you want to live in?"