NESCAC FORECAST

Truer words have never been spoken

That Mo Clarett analogy cannot just be wasted on "Ryan Bak."

Neal Hannan? Maurice Clarrett?

One's a skinny white kid who went to an upper level small liberal arts college, while the other is sick nasty at the 400/400h and pimps hos. What's the connection?

Id just like to thank you guys for making this the most enjoyable thread ive ever come across.

If only I'd lived in Parsons.

Julia Benson wrote:

Neal Hannan? Maurice Clarrett?

One's a skinny white kid who went to an upper level small liberal arts college, while the other is sick nasty at the 400/400h and pimps hos. What's the connection?

Maurice Clarett and Kerron Clement are two different people.

Mo, like Neal, had a great freshman year then got fat and flamed out. The next time either of the make the news it will be for 1. Saleman of the Year of Buick of Peoria, IL, or 2. Going to jail.

Also, Julia Benson, you are/were ugly and have bad breath.

InternationalLars wrote:

Mo, like Neal, had a great freshman year then got fat and flamed out. The next time either of the make the news it will be for 1. Saleman of the Year of Buick of Peoria, IL, or 2. Going to jail.

Are you sure you're not thinking of Aidan Finley? I guess that statement could be applied to a lot of ex-Williams runners....

Man oh man... just reading that almost makes me want to be a NESCAC runner again. Nothing short of hilarity. I miss the good old days of senselessly fast training runs and choking dick at the big meets.

The tone is not meant to come across as sarcastic... I really do miss it. I just didn't stay at one of these fine d3 institutions long enough to write well...

well that and I went to one of the shittiest NESCACs academically.

LARS is back!!!!

the best part about nescac is bates and williams runners talking junk then never showing up to the beer mile and just sending their women of least morals

The best part is actually Williams guys getting laid, while other Nescac men undertake fraternal pursuits. I can vouch that the Amherst men had ladies, and perhaps Bryan Bissel who has been on a verified date with carter...but the rest of you most likely went through tissues like I, Connie Putnam, went through them after every track meet I lost, which would be every major one for the last 10 years.

And no Ryan Bak cheating on his girlfriend does not make him a pimp, it just brought him from 1 girl to 2...where he no doubt still remains.

I can attest to Williams being no-shows at NESCAC parties and beer miles. While they were strongly represented at the 2002 Amherst Nescac Party (i.e. Matt Winkler booting behind a vending machine (yay!!!), and Wes Reuitmann hammering the next day's long run (boo)), they were conspicuously absent the next year at Weslyan. Could it be that this was becuase there actually was a beer mile, an event that Williams would perform terribly at? Yes. Is it because they had a "Toga party" that night? Certainly not. I'd also like to give a shout out to JSG, who not only rocked a Williams track jacket to said Nescac party, but started no less than 5 "Williams Sucks" chants on the dance floor.

What happened at the next Nescac party?

Hey, can anyone tell me what Bryan Bissell is doing these days? Is he still running?

From an old acquaintance in Tacoma

Bissell Fan wrote:

Hey, can anyone tell me what Bryan Bissell is doing these days? Is he still running?

From an old acquaintance in Tacoma

just go here and ask boneyard himself on their forum:

Bissell Fan wrote:

Hey, can anyone tell me what Bryan Bissell is doing these days? Is he still running?

From an old acquaintance in Tacoma

He is doing dudes.

Any recounts of other nescac parties?

I heard in 04 that campus police chased the kiddies all over amherst but a good time was still had?

Agreed, it was a fine post but not the work of yours truly. A Bissell analysis wouldn't be so negative. Plus, there are some statements in there that are clearly at odds with my philosophy. For starters, I care about Jim Emord's 10K PR.

But yeah, bringing up the Amherst tuxedo shirts and harkening back to Slovenski's evil genius period, thats gold!

Ahoy,

BTB