Okay, so last monday, on a trail run, I had to use the restroom. Normally, if I expect this will occur, I will put a sheet of paper towel or something in the key pocket. I was out for a quick 45 minute run and did not think I would need it.
It was an emergency, so I stopped, and wiped with a leaf. I am not lying when I tell you it was poison ivy. I know you think I am BSing, but I am sitting here at work a week later in agonizing annoyance. This weekend was a disaster, and I was supposed to have a great time. The leaf did not look like Ivy, but after some research, I am finding out that size and shape can vary wildly due to region, etc.
I have tried everything short of going to the doc b/c I am embarrassed. I am thinking about just sitting in a tub of oatmeal for the rest of the week.