> > >
> > > Room Service (RS): "Morrin. Roon sirbees."
> > >
> > >
> > > Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."
> > >
> > >
> > > RS: "Rye..Roon sirbees..morrin! Jewish to oddor sunteen??"
> > >
> > > G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs."
> > >
> > > RS: "Ow July den?"
> > >
> > > G: "What??"
> > >
> > > RS: "Ow July den?...pryed, boyud, poochd?"
> > >
> > > G: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them?
> > > Sorry, scrambled please."
> > >
> > > RS: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"
> > >
> > > G: "Crisp will be fine."
> > >
> > > RS: "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"
> > >
> > > G: "What?"
> > >
> > > RS: "An toes. July Sahn toes?"
> > >
> > > G: "I don't think so."
> > >
> > > RS: "No? Judo wan sahn toes??"
> > >
> > > G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan
> > > sahn
> > > toes' means."
> > >
> > > RS: "Toes! toes!...Why jew don juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we
> > > bodder?"
> > >
> > >
> > > G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine.
> > > Yes,
> > > an English muffin will be fine."
> > >
> > > RS: "We bodder?"
> > >
> > > G: "No...just put the bodder on the side."
> > >
> > > RS: "Wad?"
> > >
> > > G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."
> > >
> > > RS: "Copy?"
> > >
> > > G: "Excuse me?"
> > >
> > > RS: "Copy...tea...meel?"
> > >
> > > G: "Yes. Coffee, please, and that's all."
> > >
> > > RS: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin we
> > > bodder
> > > on sigh and copy....rye??"
> > >
> > > G: "Whatever you say."
> > >
> > > RS: "Tenjewberrymuds."
> > >
> > > G: "You're very welcome."
> > >
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> > >