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April 1, 2003

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USATF to Start Consulting Business
Streamlined organizations are a thing of the past."
USATF announced yesterday it was starting its own consulting business, focused on helping get drug cheats off and giving companies strategic legal and organizational advice.  USATF landed a major client when the Congress announced it had hired USATF to reorganize the United State Olympic Committee.

Radcliffe to "Pace" Wired Wejo at Flora London Marathon's Weldon Johnson will follow the world's #1 marathoner in London this year with a computer attached to his back to let website viewers have the ultimate inside scoop.

Wejo to Race Again's Weldon Johnson announced that he will actually return to racing on his own again soon. He denies his decision is related to the IAAF cracking down on the male escort business.

Scott Anderson Named First CEO
Scott Anderson first made his name by writing online journals on and is returning to give the company the strategic vision it needs after he left the running world to attend University of Chicago business school. The Lloyd Ward type perks apparently won him over to the unpaid job.

So We Don't Get Sued Once Again: This is the "April Fools" Edition of Nothing on this front page is true except for everything on the right-hand column. Past (and we think funnier) April Fool's editions can be found here: April 1, 2002 and April 1, 2001

Not April Fools:
US Distance Runners Rock (Again, we're not joking)

*David Krummenacker Wins Gold Medal at 800m
*Regina Jacobs gets 1500m gold at a major championship
*Nicole Teter wins Golden League 800m
*Suzy Favor Hamilton Runs Super Fast
*Special K Break Marathon World Record
*Deena Drossin Wins 2nd Straight Silver At World Cross

*IAAF and USATF both declared incompetent on drug issue by Court of Arbitration

*Jeff Galloway offers $199 a day seminars on how to run/walk a marathon

*Runnersworld threatens to sue for copyright infringement

*USATF adopts Spike, World Baskteball Championships mascot, as its own