Regina
Jacobs to Compete in Major Championships
Revolutionary Announcement:
"Major Championships are Important"
Regina
Jacobs stunned the running world by saying yesterday
that major championship meets are important and
that she is going to compete in them. The
announcement was a major blow to LetsRun.com which
will now have to find a new runner to ask unmonitored
questions.
LetsRun.com Exclusive:
Jeff
Galloway Ran the Entire 10,000m at 1972 Olympic
Trials
Galloway confesses:
"Running is the fastest way to get from point
A to point B on foot."
In a shocking revelation,
LetsRun.com has revealed that Jeff Galloway actually
ran the entire 10,000m when he qualified for the
1972 Olympics. New ground breaking scientific research
also has confirmed that running non-stop is the
fastest way to get from point A to point B. Former
Gallowalker disciples however are furious at Galloway's
revelation, do not believe him, and accuse him of
selling out.
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USATF
Drug Cover-Ups Revealed and Rojo is one of them
Rojo:
"Dennis Mitchell is half the man I am"
The
leader in hard nose running journalism, Runnersworld.com,
has uncovered the names of USATF drug cover-ups
and the shocking revelation that LetsRun.com's Robert
Johnson is one of them. Rojo admits that he
wants to be his brother but denies the illegal drug
use.
LetsRun.com Launches
New Dating Service
Only
Way to make Site Profitable
In response to
the constant discussion of who the "hottest
guy/gal in track and field is" on the message
boards, LetsRun.com has announced it is starting
a new dating service to match up thousands of socially
inept runners. Books and pamplets exclusive to runners
dating needs such as "Sex after the Long Run:
Myth or Reality" are also in the works.
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