^ are u guys being wild or preserved, antisocial or talkative, wierd or normal, and are the girls throwing it back or nah
^ are u guys being wild or preserved, antisocial or talkative, wierd or normal, and are the girls throwing it back or nah
You only get some as a guy if you're fast. If you're extremely lucky, you might be able to grind with a chick who is A) not a skeleton and B) attractive.
And these are runners we're talking about, 90% of the people are awkward AF and a lot of the girls are super sheltered and religious
the guys are 'preserved' as fck.
in jars and everything.
thats the thing about pickles.
wut
The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth wrote:
You only get some as a guy if you're fast. If you're extremely lucky, you might be able to grind with a chick who is A) not a skeleton and B) attractive.
And these are runners we're talking about, 90% of the people are awkward AF and a lot of the girls are super sheltered and religious
Many of the girls are in grades 7-9.
No one knows how to dance cause we’re all runners so it’s pretty much just moshing
I heard this year they required people to wear fursuits.
It's basically a sausage pit with 3 girls in the middle and entire teams hanging out on the outskirts.
The real party was in the hot tub/pool of the hotel, and the lucky few who managed to sneak booze in.
We get nasty and play. We flex a little. We brag a lot. We speak in tongues some. We go hard bruh.
I imagine the conversation is something like this:
Girls:
"Ohmygod, Shalane is like so amazing"
"Isn't Oiselle stuff the best?!!"
"Did you post anything about your race on like IG?"
"Do you think I'll gain weight if I eat that one cookie?"
Guys:
"You think Kipchoge can break 2 hours?"
"So uh, Shalane or Kara or Molly or (insert name)?"
"I don't understand why we aren't more respected in school"
"You think you'll go D2 or D3?"
The pool is the moveee
hot tub was the move got drunk it was awsome
The curious boys finally satisfy their curiosity.
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